Natasha: Roses are red, my body is, too; It's from the blood of your body, from when I killed you!
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Rhodes: *Trying to take a decent photo of Pepper and Tony at their wedding but people keep bothering him* Do you want some Pepperony on this pizza or what?!
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Hela: *talking about how she's a goddess and shouldn't be imprisoned*
Odin: Well we'd put you in HELL but that's where you LIVE!
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Peter P.: What if we're all characters in a book and every time we forget what we're gonna say it's the author pressing back space?
Gwen P.: *gasp*
Wade: That........makes a lot of sense.
Peter P: AND WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A MOMENT BEFORE IT'S THE AUTHOR REWRITING A SCENE BUT IN BETTER CONTEXT!!!!
Gwen P: *now ignoring Peter*
Wade: *now ignoring Peter*
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Stephen: Tony is the worlds smartest dumbass.
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Peter Q: *says something incredibly stupid*
Gamora: That's not how life works!
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Ned: Some people have lights, but I have a card; Why in the world is this task, SO FREAKING HARD?!?!
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionNONE OF THE ART HERE BELONGS TO ME! The Avengers (including Loki, Valkyrie, Shuri, Harley, and Rogue) have many adventures outside of fighting crime. Here are a few! Warning: May include ships such as: Scarlet Strange Pepperony Peturi Valki Brutasha...
