Bill:I hate you
Lui:I hate me more
Bill:the fuck-
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Lui:this is so frustrating,I hate everything,I hate everyone!
Mabel:everyone?
Lui: except you and dipper
Stan,soos,Wendy:hey!
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Stan:tomorrow is trash day
Lui:*gets up starts walking to the trash can and just.. jumps in*
Mabel and dipper:Lui no!
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Mabel:floor is hating Lui
Dipper,Wendy,soos,mabel and stan stand on top of things
Lui:*drops onto the floor*
Everyone:no!
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Mabel:*gets cut*ow
Dipper:are you okay?
Lui:is my boy crazy best friend okay!*kicks the door wide open as it slams onto the wall and he holds a med kit*
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Mabel:any painting is edible if your brave enough!
Dipper:Most older paintings are made from lead based material paint.if you wish to die by all means,eat every painting.
Lui:is that a challenge?
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Dipper:are you straight!?*starts shacking lui Lui around in a panic*
Lui*detaches dippers hold and steps back*straight from hell
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No I'm not I'm pan.
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Lui:fuck I want death
Mabel: Language!
Lui:heckity heck,I want death!
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Mabel: we should say grace
Dipper:I think Lui should start it
Lui:oh,of course!I pledge allegiance-
Stan:the frick
Mabel:no!
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Mabel:hey Lui
Dipper:what does PEMDAS mean?
Lui:please end my depression and suffering.
Dipper:I'm calling Lydia.
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Lui:go the hell, is so vague.
Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months,Now that's specific, possible and terrifying.
Wendy:I'm so ganna use that
Lui:your welcome!
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Mabel:soos how do I get revenge on the people who have wronged me?
Soos: dudette the best revenge is moving on and living well
Mabel:Lui how do I get revenge on people who-
Lui:stalk, sabotage,blackmail,ruin there lives,eliminate and destroy.
Dipper:don't you think that's going a liiiiittle to far
Lui: absolutely not~
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Mabel:Lui quick weird story!
Lui:last year,we did a production of"mid summer nights dream" in drama class and at the last huge rehearsal,we convinced our technician to play despacito for the fairy dance instead of the usual track. The fairies ended up T posing around titania(fairy queen)who started fortnite dancing.
Who ever got this reference and knowsP.M.Seymore I adore you.
Dipper:the fuck.
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Nothing is mine in any book I make. good day and good night!
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in gravity falls!(oc)
Fanfictionthis is a story of my character, Lui and the twins no Lui is not they're sibling but he does become there friend, my character will not be new to the whole reincarnation thing ,so he will not make a big deal (disclaimer:there is a chance that there...
