in gravity falls!(oc)

Lui's past (shenaniganery)

Lui:has anyone told you that thy loved you?

Artie:do my parents count?

Lui:sure!

Artie:then no
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Lui:i don't know how to tell you this Tammy,but you're in love with me

Tammy:what?

Tammy:I'm no- you know what i am...oh my alicane...

Artie:what kind of confession did i just witness...
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Somali:' wow!Lui looks so calm and composed how does he do it!?'

Lui:'shit fuvk fuck shit fuck oh my alicane fuvk shit oh dear help me oh alicane.'
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Tammy struggling to walk right in one inch heals:why's this so hard?!

Lui walking perfectly and doing parkour in six inch heals:weak!
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Tammy:where's Lui?

Somali:doing stuff

Tammy:i don't like the sound of that,where's Matthew?

Somali:trying to stop Lui from doing stuff...

Tammy: and where's Artie?

Somali:trying to stop matthew from stopping Lui from doing stuff

Tammy:i see...and what are you doing here

Somali:I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Artie from stopping matthew from stopping Lui from doing stuff

Tammy:...*face palm*
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Oswald:you deserve a award from putting up with me

Lui: you're my award

Later...

Nanasaki: you deserve a award from putting up with me

Lui:damn right i do!  you're such a bitch sometimes
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Lui:Here's a fun idea for chrismas!

Tammy:that's a a lot months away dude...

Lui:so,we hang a mistletoe but instead of kissing when we get under it, we fight each other

Somali: Lui!

Tammy:i don't think that's a good idea and what would it even be called?

Artie:mistlefoe!

Somali:don't encourage him!
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Artie:i think people like Lui should get robbed twice a week!

Lui:why?

Artie:cause i don't like you
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Kai:somali you do know Lui will never agree to do something like that.

Somali: yes he will

Kai:I've already asked three times!

Somali: let me try* walk somewhere to Lui*would you?-

Lui:of course!
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Artie: how come you guys aren't scared right now?

Somali,Matthew, Lydia,ruth look at each other nod and respond: compared to Lui's sadistic tendencies and the training he gives us this is way too easy

Artie:what the fuck...
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Somali:he's Lui what could he possibly be protecting?

Everyone else:* stop doing what they were doing and look at him with a dead pan face*
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Kai: somali's hot

Lui: back off

Kai:.... No as in,he's sick...

Lui:...*Runs back home to take care of him*...
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Lui: I have the sharpest memory name one thing I forgotten

Artie:you left me in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago

Lui:that was on purpose try harder
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Lui: Artie, can I take you to my therapist?she thinks I'm making you up