in gravity falls!(oc)

Ch44 Ep19

It's a rainy day at the Mystery Shack, me and Stan are watching the tv when Stan shouts out " Kids! Come quick!"

Dipper and Mabel enter the living room to find Stan and i watching television.

I'm upsidedown on the arm of the sofa as Stan is actually sitting on it

Stan Laughs as he opens his mouth to speak " I need you to laugh at this with us!"he says

A commercial for the Tent of Telepathy comes on the television.

Gideon Gleeful On television, singing says "Who's cute as a button, and always your friend? Lil' G-I-D to the E-O-N!" He Winks

Bud Gleeful on TV"Li'l Gideon!" He says

"Ugh, Gideon!" Dipper let's out annoyed

"Remember when me and lui wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?"Mabel comments

"He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack." Stan says

"One time I caught him stealing my moisturizer."Wendy says

"the little bitch keeps stealing my fucking mango flavored juice boxes"i say with a huff

"And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together." Soos says

Gideon Laughs Bud On television, voice-over: "Come on down to Li'l Gideon's Tent of Telepathy, opening soon at this location."bud says

Commercial shows the Tent of Telepathy crushing the Mystery Shack.

I growl at that in annoyance

"Uh, should we be worried about that?"dipper asked

"Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed."Stan says

A crash is heard from upstairs.

I growl and dart upstairs with a broom leaving everyone downstairs

Wendy"You mean like, right now?"Wendy says

"At least we got Lui as our guard dog"stan says with a sweat drop

Cuts to Stan's office, where Gideon is attempting to open Stan's safe.

"38? 41? Oh, heavens to Betsy!"Gideon says

I growl and start to smack him with the broom causing him to hiss like a cat

I chase him all the way outside as the boy screams deathreats at us as i growl again he squeaks and runs away

I sigh 'maybe i was too ruff on him?'

"Good boy!"Stan says as he pays my head

I instantly perk up happily

Cuts to Stan putting the Mystery Shack deed in his safe and pressing the lock button.

Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Wendy are watching television. Dipper and Wendy are shooting each other with Nyarf brand dart guns

I'm currently on the floor ignoring the television as i draw and eat some chocolate

Mabel comes over to take a peak at my drawing but i slam the notebook shut so she can't see

I blush in embarrassment as i was drawing a cute dress i wanted to try out...

'this isn't fair. . .'

[What isn't fair?]

'i don't know!i just...why can I do everything that males,females, non-binary and intersex people can?'