ch34 ep9 part1

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The time traveler's pig

We are standing outside in the mystery fair as stan begins to speak.

"There she is, the cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense." Stan said as i heard dipper screaming as he comes falling down in a broken tram cart "I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones."dipper said i go over to help him up

"Ha ha, this guy. Alright, alright. I've got a job for you two. "stan said as he Pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with an A+ on them" I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit."stan said

"so... everything?"i ask he nods as he grins and Hands them to Dipper, who gives some to Mabel Mabel "Grunkle Stan, is that legal?" Mabel asked Stan

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"stan exclaimed "yup!"i agree the twins look at me in surprise "what" i say sheepishly "Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?"Stan asked the handy man

Soos is Using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank "Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines."soos says as Stan Knocks on the target and the seat barely moves"Ha, you've got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!"stan said "unless they're as strong as manly dan!"i point out stan waits  a bit but soos also adds "Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon"soos said.

"Ah. Hey, you haven't seen Lui's red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing."stan says as he Digs around in toolbox "excuse me what now?!?!?"i exclamed pissed off "Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it"soos said

"Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids."Stan said annoyed Keeps digging in toolbox and mumbling " Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing."stan mumbled

but then i remembered that Blendin Blandin is Behind some portable toilets and he was the one that took my red screwdriver to fix his camoufloge suit

Through the megaphone  "It's 12 o' clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!Tourist"stan says and everyone Covers their ears as the megaphone screeches

I sigh and go to my stage and start to sing multiple song such as 'Loyal to me' 'Diamonds' still into you' 'Brother by kodaline' and 'Castle on the hill' and go over to have a brake and see dipper shouting

"I'll be right here! Haha!"he shouts Towards Wendy and whispers"I love you" after ,i sigh upset but put on a fake smile trying to be happy for the  it and walk over to him and Mabel Enters with two cotton candy sticks

" Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair"mabel said "Eh, it's no big deal."dipper said" it is"i say Dipper"Okay, you're right, it is! Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said, 'Hey! You wanna hang out at the fair?' And you know what she said? 'Yeah,I guess so!'"he said happily i chuckle at his cheerful attitude
But slightly sigh knowing full well he won't get over his crush on the girl that easily.
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It's starting to be a bit more difficult to write these chapters however i like to write bit by bit every day which helps me be finished with one chapter by the time I need to upload it

No i don't like dropping books

So i will finish it

Especially since i have more books for this whole rebirth into different worlds with each at least a chapter each already made so yeah i ain't dropping it...

Ever

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