BHNA/MHA Oneshots! (Open Requests!)

🎶💌💔 Pacify Her! (Toshinori Yagi x fem!reader)

Me: *bopping to the song (on loop) at 11:30 at night* stop lying with those words~

You're his best friend.

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A tired, sad Toshinori walks my way, holding a girls hand.

"Hey, Yagi-san!" I cheer out, approaching him.
"Oh, hello, (L/n)-san! How are you?"
"I'm good, how are you?"
"I'm doing well."

"Oh, I gotta go, Toshi. My mom needs my help again." Toshinori's girlfriend says, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

Now I can take her man.

"Don't you ever get tired of hanging out with her, Toshi?"
"No, just like I never get tired of hanging out with you."

Flashbacks of my mother played in my head.

"(Y/n), sweetie, stay away from things that aren't yours."

But was he hers if he wanted me so bad? Damn, I wish he would pacify her already. She's getting on my nerves.

He tries to explain his feelings for her to me.

"Toshi, you don't love her, stop lying those words."
"I do love her, (Y/n). You wouldn't understand what I feel for her. You haven't found 'the one' yet."

I have found the one. And it's you.

Please, just pacify her. She's annoying. You don't love her, stop lying with those words.

- Time Skip -

"Aww, Toshi, c'mon, please? Pretty please? I can't stand it when she hangs out with us! She's just a simple third wheel!" She whines.

Ugh, where's her binky now?

"Well, a third wheel makes the ride more stable." He chuckles.

Loving her seems tiring.

Oh, boy, why won't you just love me down?

"(Y/n), sweetie, stay away from things that aren't yours." My mother whispered in my mind.

But was he hers if he wanted me so bad?

"Gosh, she really wore me out today." He said, after we dropped her off.
"I'd say. Hey, let's play a video game at my place, for good times sake?"
"You're still a teenager in the mind. Of course, I'll play a video game with you!"
"Yes!" I cheer.

- Time Skip -

"Goddammit! You motherfucker!" I yell at the TV as it displays a message of your death.

I lay my body down, sprawling myself out on the floor.

"Aw, (Y/n), c'mon, it's just a game." Toshinori tries to talk me out of my tantrum.
"A shitty one."
"Don't be like that." He teases.

I stare at the ceiling in anger.

"C'mon, get up out of the floor." Toshi tries to pick me up.
"No."
"Please?"
"Nah. Fuck that bullshit game."

-Time skip-

"Toshiiiiii!" She whines at him, stomping her feet.
"He's trying his best to hurry, give him a minute, jeez." I scold her.

"(Y/n), that's not very nice." He reminds.
"Just- let me help you find your shoe."

I search under the couch.

"You don't love her, stop lying with those words." I mutter under my breath.
"What was that?" He asks.
"Nothing. Keep on looking."

- 5 minute time skip -

"Toshi, hurryyyyyy. We're gonna be late." She whines.
"This could go faster if you helped us, ya know." I blurted.

"(Y/n)-" Toshi tries, but got cut off.

"Don't tell me what to do!" She screeches at me.

Once he found his shoe, he slipped it on, now all of us are ready to leave.

She giggled before kissing him.

"I love you." He said.

No, you don't. Stop lying.

- a few weeks later -

Toshi came to my place, after basically deserting me for a week or so, in tears.

"She cheated on me. I shouldn't have trusted her." He sobbed, clutching onto me like his one and only lifeline.
"She seemed like that type. Want me to beat her up for you, Toshi?" I giggled.
"No. You're a hero, and heroes don't do that."
"Okay, okay. I was trying to make you feel better."
"Do you wanna play that one video game that made you so mad?" He sniffles.
"Yeah, sure. Anything to make you happy."

~~

We hooked up that night.

What were we? Friends? Lovers? Friends with benefits?

I knock on Toshi's door.

"Hey, Tosh-"

He opened the door.

His neck was covered in hickies that weren't mine.

"She's back." He whispered.
"Oh, uh- I'll- I'll just go." I turn around and walk off.

I guess I meant nothing to him. I was just a band-aid recovery to him.

I wipe the tears from my eyes, avoiding the gazes of the people around me.

He don't love her. How long will it take him to realize that?