SaLmOn BuDdIeZ

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Tide: HeLlO mY zAlMoN bUdDiEz!!!

Qibli: are you okay?

Anemone: *walks in* BeTtEr ThAn EvEr SaLmOn!

Moon: oh brother.

Turtle: *straining* LeT's EaT eAcHoThEr'S sAlMoNs!!!

Kinkajou: WHAT HAPPENE--Oh, salmon fever again.

Winter: You'd think they'd learn their lesson...

Moon: Wait, doesn't it have to be midnight for you to get the salmon fever, and you have to be eating mackerel with three specific dragon species?

Kinkajou: Doesn't matter!

Tide: *snicker*

Kinkajou: What?

Tide: WhAt DiD yOu SaY, sAlMoN?

Anemone: LeT's PlAy DoDgE-ZaLmOn!!!

Turtle: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!

Kinkajou: Wait, you're faking it?

Turtle: Well...I was at least...

Tide: *grabs a salmon* WiLl YoU bE mY fRiEnD?

Moon: Okay, this is getting weirder by the millisecond.

Anemone: *grabs her diary from her room* I fOuNd A bOoK!!!

Kinkajou: PERFECT *SnAtChEs ThE DiArY*

Kinkajou: TIDE READ THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

Tide: *reads the diary* WhAt A wEiRd SaLmOn...

Kinkajou: Wait, you ACTUALLY have the salmon fever!?

Turtle: Yep, and somehow they blackmailed me into doing it too.

Peril: Anyone have a cure for this stuff? It's annoying!

Winter: Even more annoying than Sand Snorter over there.

Qibli: Eh.

Kinkajou: Maybe... *throws a salmon in the air*

Tide: SALMON WAR!!!!

Winter: That just made it worse!

Kinkajou: SNAP OUT OF IT GUYS!!!

Tide: *throws salmon everywhere*

Winter: *slaps Tide and Anemone with a salmon*

Tide: THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Anemone: Oof, that's a relief.

Kinkajou: Wait, slapping them with salmon was the cure?

Tide: Ironic, right?

Anemone: WAIT IS THAT MY DIARY!?

Qibli: Tide read it, by the way.

Tide: I don't remember though...

Kinkajou: WHYYYY!?

Anemone: Wait...DID YOU READ MY DIARY!?

Kinkajou: Uhhhhh maybe?

Anemone: Actually, it's fine. It's not like I write any secrets or anything.

Kinkajou: *HUGE internal sigh* O-oh yeah...

Anemone: BUT DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!

Tide: You know, I think I'm going to burn mine...

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