TIde: Okay, Kinkajou, I have some riddles for you!
Kinkajou: Let me at 'em! I am the riddle CHAMPION!!!
Tide: *grabs a stack of note cards*
Tide: Okay! First riddle: what is white, black, and read all over?
Kinkajou: hmmmm.....
Kinkajou: Aha! A Strawberry jam-smothered soccer ball!
Tide: No! It's a newspaper!
Kinkajou: It totally is a strawberry jam-smothered soccer ball! And I will prove it! *grabs a soccer ball, some strawberry jam and spreads it on the ball*
Kinkajou: TADA!
Tide: "Tada" indeed.
Kinkajou: There's also a sunburnt zebra, a sunburnt panda, a sunburnt penguin, a sunburnt cow, a--
Peril: freshly caught cow, roasted chicken, OOOHHH char grilled salmon! *licks lips*
Kinkajou: *Looks at Peril*
Peril: What? I'm hungry!
Tide: Okay. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Kinkajou: MY CHEESE!!!
Tide: Fine, have it your way.
Peril: *stomach rumbles and instantly dreams about a grilled cheese sandwich that doesn't disintegrate*
Tide: What has a ring, hands, but no fingers?
Kinkajou: A scavenger pirate with handicap hands!
Tide: *facetalon* What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
Kinkajou: Oh oh oh oh oh! The astronaut who is on time out and sitting in the corner of the international space station!
Tide: RRRRGH! You're not right, you're just technically not wrong!
Kinkajou: Now I have a riddle for you!
Tide: Oh, really?
Kinkajou: An animal has four legs, teeth in its nose and makes cheese soup.
Tide: ooooooookay--
Kinkajou: Also, it's afraid of cucumbers, it can count to eight but not seven, and five of its three feet are sausages. *grabs a pile of sausages from out of nowhere and tosses them into Peril's mouth*
Kinkajou: What am I?
Peril: Yuuuuuumm! A life saver, that's what!
Tide: I-I-I-I I don't know!
Kinkajou: The answer is: the imaginary animal in this riddle!
Tide: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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Wings of Fire-TRUTH or DARE!
FanfictionTruth or dare! It's just a harmless little game you play with the occasional event that is incredibly stupid, but it's not that crazy, right? Well, not until dragons start playing it. Join the dragons of Pyrrhia and Pantala as they go through an end...
