Boar...Latin?

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Tide: Ello-hay, *snort snort* ibli-qay!

Qibli: Are you ok, Tide?

Tide: erfectly-pay ine-fay! *Snort snort* The are-day for oday-tay is to peak-say in oar-bay atin-lay! *Snort snort*

Qibli: TRANSLATION PLEASE!

Anemone: He's saying that today you have to speak in "boar latin."

Moon: How did you figure that out?

Anemone: He's OBVIOUSLY taking the first letter of the word, moving it to the back and adding "ay" at the end!

Turtle: But what's with the snorting?

Tide: Um, isn't it obvious? I mean boar...*snoooooort*. Otherwise it would just be Latin.

Turtle: but isn't it supposed to be pig Latin?

Qibli: I think it's boar because pig latin doesn't have snorting.

Tide: Ding ding!

Tide: Or should I say, ing-day!

Qibli: Fine! I'll do it...

Tide: FOR THE WHOLE DAY!

Qibli: Ok, ok. Ahem. Ello-hay *snort snort* oon-may.

Moon: This is just too weird.

*A few moments latergh*

Webs: Can anyone tell me why Jerboa created the Eye of Onyx?

Entire class: *SSNNOOOOORE*

*Qibli rases his hand*

Webs: Yes, Qibli.

Qibli: erboa-jay *snort snort* reated-cay the Eye of nyx-oay *snort snort* ecause-bay she anted-way--

Webs: STOP STOP!!!

*Entire class dies of laughter*

Webs: I don't know what kind of joke this is, but GO TO TSUNAMI'S CAVE RIGHT NOW!

Qibli: orry-say. *Walks to Tsunami's office*

Tsunami: What do you have to say for yourself, Qibli?

Qibli: orry-say! It as-way *snort snort* a are-day! *Snort snort* Ide-tay ade-may me d-oay it!

Tsunami: No idea what you're saying, but you will now report to Clay for the rest of the week to do hunting duty ALL DAY! No talking to your friends after class in afraid.

Qibli: ES-YAY!*snort snort* NO ISTORY-HAY ITH-WAY EBS-WAY! *Snorts and dances*

Tsunami: What in the moons are you doing?

Qibli:...*stops dancing* othing-nay *snort snort*

A/N I cracked up writing this😂😂😂

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