Kinkajou: Hello, fans! *presses a button and an automated applause and cheer sounds through speakers*
Moon: We have come to you to ask for more content with ships!
Kinkajou: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I had an idea for an AWESOME one!
Kinkajou: *Whispers in Moon's ear*
Moon: *Le gasp* Ewwww!!!
Kinkajou: What!? It's perfect!
Moon: If you say so...
Moon: Anyways, *Points to a huge button on the table in front of them*
Kinkajou: Oh, yeah! Once I push this two random dragons will come to share their opinion of the ship!
Kinkajou: Will you do the honors, Moon?
Moon: Gladly *gently pushes button*
Kinkajou: What was that? You have to do it in a dramatic matter! Like this... *Smashes button*
Kinkajou:...
*nothing happens*
Kinkajou: *Waiting expectantly*
Moon: *Looks left and right and has no idea what to be waiting for*
Winter: *Busy fixing one of the lights*
Kinkajou: QIBLI! The button was your cue!
Qibli: *In the back room* Oh! Whoops! *puts down his book titled "How to impress your girlfriend without looking like a total weirdo" and flies to the levers*
Moon: It's the blue one!
Qibli: Right!
Kinkajou: No! The left!
Moon: Oof.
*Two curtains open up and Tide and Anemone appear*
Kinkajou: EEEEK! What are the odds?
Moon: They were random, right?
Kinkajou: YEP!
Tide: Why are we on your show?
Anemone: I'd like to not be famous for one day, thanks!
Kinkajou: Wait, you want to not be famous?
Anemone: Just for a day. I'm always surrounded because I'm the princess and it can get annoying after a while. I was planning on putting on this disguise for the day. *Puts on fake glasses and a mustache*
Tide: You know that we can all tell that you're you right?
Anemone:...
Kinkajou: No worries, not many people watch this show anyways.
Kinkajou: *Checks the machine behind her that tells her how many viewers there are*
Machine: *100k viewers*
Anemone: Ok, so why are we here though?
Kinkajou: You have to give your opinions on this new ship I have created!
Tide: Oh boy, I smell a recipe for disaster...
Kinkajou: *Whispers the ship name in their ears*
Tide: WHAT!?
Anemone: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!
Kinkajou: What's wrong with Ostrid?
Tide: Um, the fact that its OSTRICH AND SQUID!!
(A/N I know that Ostrich is like 3 but in this fanfic, I made her 4)
Kinkajou: What's wrong? It's PERFECT! It's as unexpected and adorable as Aukliff; has as much drama as Winterwatcher... *Moon waves her talon across her throat, Qibli grunts, and Winter isn't even listening because he can't fix the light for some reason*
Kinkajou: And it's also a bit like Ceril!
Tide: Okay, I see your points... BUT STILL!
Anemone: I think I've met Squid once...
Tide: You're lucky it was just once! That guy can complain your ears off!
Kinkajou: But think about it! Sweet, adorable Clay changed the feisty inferno that was Peril! Can't little cute Ostrich change Mr. Whines-a-lot?
Moon: I still don't know.
Qibli: *Pokes his head out* I THINK THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!
Kinkajou: He's biased because he's like Ostrich's care taker.
Qibli: NOPE! I genuinely think this is a terrible idea!
Tide: Me too.
Anemone: I kinda see some potential...
Kinkajou: I think I just turned Anemone into a shipper!
Kinkajou: Now I just have to make her ship Tanemone!
Anemone and Tide: No way!
Kinkajou: Eh, it was worth a shot.
Kinkajou: LET'S GO!
Tide: Where?
Kinkajou: We have to get Squid and Ostrich to meet up!
Anemone: I just realized that they don't know each other...
Tide: Ooohh boy...
*Two hours latergh*
*Kinkajou and Squid fly into JMA*
Squid: Why are we here!? I wanted to do some stealth practice!
Kinkajou: You call that stealth? That was you acting like a drowning chicken!
Moon: *walking around the corner* I think they're around here...
Ostrich: Oh, hi!
Squid:...
Squid:...
Ostrich: Are you okay?
Squid:...
Kinkajou: *Whispering to Moon* I told you this would be awesome!
Squid: *continues staring at Ostrich*
Ostrich: Are you sick *Puts her talon on his forehead*
Squid: *Blushes and becomes super hot*
Tide: *Appears from behind a corner* That's the first time I've ever seen that guy quiet...
Ostrich: Is he okay?
Kinkajou: He's sick...
Ostrich: Really?
Kinkajou: *Whispers in Ostrich's ear* Lovesick...
Ostrich: Oooohhhh okay.
Ostrich: Well, it's nice to meet you...what's your name?
Squid: U-u-u-uhh S-s-s-s-squid...
Ostrich: Nice to meet you! I'm Ostrich! *Shakes Squid's talon*
Kinkajou: I ACTUALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Ostrich: You want to come to my cave?
Squid: U-uh s-sure! *Walks away with Ostrich*
Qibli:...
Tide:...
Moon:...
Kinkajou: EEEEEEK!!!
Winter: *Flies towards them* I fixed the light!
Winter: *Looks at everyone being speechless and Squid and Ostrich walking away*
Winter: What'd I miss?
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Wings of Fire-TRUTH or DARE!
FanfictionTruth or dare! It's just a harmless little game you play with the occasional event that is incredibly stupid, but it's not that crazy, right? Well, not until dragons start playing it. Join the dragons of Pyrrhia and Pantala as they go through an end...
