(SHOUT OUT TO WHOEVER CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE THIS SCENE IS FROM!! Also, if you've never watched the thing it's from no worries because idk if it's even that popular but the dare was to recreate it so.....yep! Can anyone guess?)
*Cliff and Auklet are with Bessie the cow who lives in a separate cave of JMA solely for this dare*
Cliff: Ah, yes, hello there!
Auklet: You must be Bessie!
Bessie: MOOOOOOO
Auklet: Ah, yes, lovely to meet you.
Cliff: Um, say, we were actually just enjoying these "milkshakes" you made for us....
Auklet: Positively divine! And, to be honest, we were wondering--I mean, we don't want to impose at all of course but...
Cliff and Auklet: *hold out their cups* Could we have some more, please?
Bessie: .....MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Auklet:...
Cliff:...
Auklet: Mmmaybe we should go get Tide.
*Meanwhile*
Tide: *trying to beat Winter at Smash Bros for the millionth time*
Tide: YOU MAY HAVE WON THE LAST THIRTY-FIVE ROUNDS BUT I AM NOT LOSING THIS TIME!
Winter: Exactly what you said the last twenty rounds!
Tide: BUT THIS TIME I AM DEFINITELY WINNING!!
Winter: Aight then. So, who are you gonna play as?
Tide: Well, I learned my lesson when I tried to play as Donkey Kong, and I've already lost about 10 times as Kirby so........
Tide: I GOT IT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER!? *Selects Greninja*
Winter: *snickers* You're worse at this game than I thought! You chose the absolute worst character!
Tide: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU?! GRENINJA IS THE ALL-TIME BEST FIGHTER EVER!! IN FACT, I MAY JUST CHUCK YOU INTO AN EPISODE OF XYZ AND SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL HE IS!
Winter: Three moons! Take a chill pill!
Tide: So, I assume you're playing as Link again?
Winter: Hmmmmm, actually, I think I want to humiliate you *selects Charizard*
Tide: Oh.....no
*A few moments latergh*
Tide: YES IM WINNING!!!
Winter: Are you sure?
Tide: oh boy...
Winter: FINALLY, A SMASH BALL!
Tide: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-
Winter: TOO LATE! *Activated final smash*
Tide: NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT'S THE LEAGUE ALL OVER AGAIN!!! MEGA CHARIZARD BAD! MEGA CHARIZARD VERY BAD!!!!!!!
Winter: *laughing maniacally*
Tide: AAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
*Auklet and Cliff pop their heads in*
Auklet: Um, Tide, do you have a moment?
Tide: NOT NOW!!! *Furiously dodging Winter's fireballs*
Auklet:...okay...
Winter: TAKE THIS!! *Lands a hit on Greninja*
Winter: YEP! I WON, AGAIN!
Tide: *staring in disbelief*
Cliff: Um, we were wondering how you got those milkshakes from before, but we tried negotiating with Bessie and ran into some trouble.
Tide: *sighs* All right come on...
Cliff and Auklet: YES!
*A few moments latergh*
Tide: All right, first off, Bessie is a girl.
Auklet:....ah, I see.
Cliff: *bows* Um, apologies, Madam!
Tide: Yeah, and second of all, she's a cow, so she can't understand you.
Cliff: Ooooooohh.
Auklet: It's a miscommunication error then.
Tide: Also--
Cliff: Hmm?
Tide: --Bessie doesn't make milkshakes. She has to be milked.
Tide: Here, I'll show you.
*dRaMaTiC mUsIc PlAyS*
*Tide grabs a bucket, puts it under Bessie and rolls up imaginary sleeves*
Tide: Watch and learn.
*A few moments latergh*
Auklet and Cliff: *stating at Tide in horror and internally screaming "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"*
Tide: Ta-da! See! It's so thick, it could be a milkshake right now!
Cliff and Auklet: *whimpering and staring at the cups*
Tide: . . .
Tide: uhh, guys?
Cliff and Auklet: *slowly back away from Tide*
Tide:...........guys?
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Wings of Fire-TRUTH or DARE!
FanfictionTruth or dare! It's just a harmless little game you play with the occasional event that is incredibly stupid, but it's not that crazy, right? Well, not until dragons start playing it. Join the dragons of Pyrrhia and Pantala as they go through an end...
