I Forgot That You Existed (Finished)

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Today 1:20 AM

Andrea Adarna

Andrea:
Hoy, tangina nito

Answer my calls, you dipshit

Isaac:
It's goddamn 1:20 in the morning, Andrea

I just finished my shift last 10pm

Pwedeng matulog muna ako?

Andrea:
My friend, Liane, she told me you broke up with her?

Isaac:
Late ka na sa balita, last week pa kaming hiwalay

What kind of friend are you?

🙄

Andrea:
Fuck you, she told me the reason about your break-up

She told me you broke up with her because she sucks at giving blow jobs?

Tangina mo, Isaac Newton, can't you be more nasty or gross?

Isaac:
Of course, what do you want me to tell her?

That she sucks being a girlfriend?

That's she's fucking crazy?

And for your information, she's a real fucking crazy bitch

Two weeks ago, she assaulted my patient because she saw me touching my patient's knees

Of course, I have to touch the knees because I'm a fucking orthopedic surgeon and that patient is up for her surgery knee surgery

So reasoning out that she sucks at sucking dicks would be less dramatic 🙄

In which she really sucks at that area

Andrea:
Wtf, lol

I'll fucking let you go for that

Alam mo, lahat na lang ng babae, hinihiwalayan mo

Liana even lasted only for three weeks!

Isaac:
You suck at matchmaking, Andrea, let's start at that

Lahat ng binubugaw mo, if not demanding or a nagger, a fucking crazy bitch

Andrea:
You know, you're a fucking heartbreaker

Kinareer mo na ato ang saktan ang mga kababaihan

No, you're an alcoholic heartbreaker

Isaac:
I am not an alcoholic

I only drink when there's an occassion

Andrea:
Uh, no?

If we have night outs with the guys, you drink so hard, parang ikaw ang umuubos ng mga iniinom natin

Di ka pa nagkasakit sa atay niyan?

Isaac:
Whatever

You still suck at pangbubugaw

Or maybe you can bugaw to me your girlfriend

That'd be better

Andrea:
Tangina mo

Mamatay ka na

Tama talaga ang pinsan mo

Satanista ka

Lasenggerong Satanistang Doktor

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