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Joziah Terorista

Isaac:
Terorista

Joziah:
Satanista

Isaac:
Tangina mo

I have a favor

Joziah:

Joziah:

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LUH

HUMINGI NG PABOR SA 'KIN ANG SATANISTA!!!!

GUGUNAW NA BA ANG MUNDO?!

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Isaac:
Pota

Kung hindi dahil sa 'kin, hindi kayo magkakatuluyan ni Isla June

Kinidnap mo pa si Lassie

Marami kang utang na pera sa 'kin

Joziah:
Pokpok ka talaga!

Ang dami ko ng binayad sayo!

Isaac:
Just fucking shut up

Hindi pera ang kailangan ko sayo

Joziah:
Tama talaga ang hinala ko noon pa

May gusto ka talaga kay Isla June

Isaac:
No wonder she calls you driver

Kapalit-palit ka naman kasi, wala kang kalaban sa mga oppa niya

Joziah:
Namemersonal ka na huh, Satanista

Kaya ka walang forever eh!

😤

Isaac:
Whatever 🙄

I know you have a lot of connections

Can you give me the number of Timothée Chalamet?

His personal number, phone

Joziah:
Huh

WAIT

WTF

THAT'S YOUR CRAZY EX'S NEW BOYFRIEND!!!!

WHY DO YOU WANT HIS NUMBER?!

Isaac:
It's none of your business

Now, get his number

And send it to me later

Joziah:
It's my business!

I need to know why!

I won't get his number if you won't tell me what's going on 🤨

I won't get his number if you won't tell me what's going on 🤨

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Isaac:
🙄

I want to talk to Kyrie but since she blocked me in all her social media, I couldn't contact her

So that's why 'Timothee'

They both attended the Cannes Film Festival but I couldn't have her talked to me personally

And Andrea, she was partying until three in the morning, probably she's still dead-sleeping in her hotel room

I just need to talk to Kyrie hangga't nandito pa sila sa France

Joziah:
And why would you want to talk to her, huh?

Isaac:
To apologize

Joziah:
WHAT

THE

HELL

U SIRIUS, DUDE?!!

Y WOULD U WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO UR BATSHIT CRAZY ASS EX??????

Isaac:
You ask so many questions

Just do the favor

Joziah:
Dude, if you're thinking you're gonna get back together

Isaac:
No, wtf

Stop assuming

Joziah:
Well, you won't get a chance anyway

My wife says Timothée Chalamet is a dream guy, almost perfect, like she describes him as cool as her oppa Lee Dong Wook, wala kang pag-asa, Father Satanista

Ginawa nga akong driver sa harap ni Ji Chang Wook kaya wala ka ring pag-asa sa Timothèe Chalamet na 'yan, he's an American oppa

Your ex-girlfriend upgraded well after ya lol

Isaac:
Fuck you, hindi ako makikipagbalikan sa kanya

But you are right, even here, a lot of international celebrities are a fan of the Timothee, it's annoying like he's perfect

Joziah:
But dude, he is perfect

Isaac:
Fuck, although it's annoying to admit

He is fucking perfect

I look like a fucking shit beside him

Joziah:
LMFAO

Welcome to the club

#Pinagpalitsamgaoppa

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