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Joziah Terorista


Isaac:
Joziah Khari Omari

Joziah:
Isaac Grant Velasco

Satanista, fuck you

Hindi ako mukhang aso

Isaac:

Move on from it already

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Move on from it already

Anyway, you need to come in LA

I know you're in vacation

Joziah:
Makapag-demand, r u my jowa?

Ayoko! Masaya na kami ni Isla June dito sa Pilipinas magbakasyon hmp

Isaac:
I already talked to Isla June, she already yes

You don't have a choice

Joziah:
Ay, fuck you 3000 talaga!

BAKIT BA AKO?!

Kung hindi lang kita pinsan, iisipin kong may gusto ko sa 'kin!

Isaac:
Stop whining, ako pa rin ang dahilan kung bakit kayo nagkatuluyan ni Isla June

Joziah:
Satanista ka talaga!!!

Nandiyan naman 'yang si Everett na yan, tuwang tuwa pa tuwing nakikickout ako sa group!

Isaac:
It's just for a week

Wala kasi akong kasama rito, you know one of my kids, si Pudge he got hospitalized but he's okay now. Gusto lang ni Kyrie na magstay muna ako rito for a week para kay Pudge. They even want me to stay at their place

And I don't know anyone that could accompany me without making a fuss or a gossip about it, you know my sisters, they're talkative, and Everett and the guys, hindi nila ako titigilan once they'll know about it

Joziah:
Tangina, pumayag ka naman?

Isaac:
Yeah

Joziah:
Puta, sinasabihan mo pa ako dati kay Isla June na marupok tapos mas marupok ka pala sa 'kin 🙀🙀

Mas mahilig ka sa torture kesa sa 'kin!

Isaac:
As if you didn't wait for Isla June for almost ten years

🙄

Joziah:
Malakas naman kutob kong magkakatuluyan kami and we got married when I was in mid-twenties 🙄

Isaac:
What if hindi kayo nagkatuluyan?

Anong gagawin mo?

Joziah:
Magpapari

Ako tutuloy sa pagpapari ni akh dahil sa kalandian niya kay Ate Stella 😏

Isaac:
Pota

Joziah:
Tanginang hater talaga kita since birth!

At least alam ko namang mas lamang ako sa mga ex ni Isla na mga instik na maliliit ang TT!

Ikaw? Kalaban mo si Timothée Chalamet, real talk tayo

Isaac, that dude is perfect

Napanuod ko ang isang movie niya kasama si Isla, they were right about him

If I was a woman, I'd probably have a crush on him too

Isaac:
I know

He's fucking perfect, even though I studied for years in med school and became a surgeon

He's still fucking perfect

Joziah:
Tangina, alam mo naman pala eh

Bakit ka pumayag sa gusto ng ex mo?

R U A SAINT? U R BECOMING MY OLDER BROTHER, SAINT JAVION OF THE SCAMMERS

Isaac:
She caught me off guard

And she said we're friends now

Joziah:
LUH

Suicide ba gusto mo?

Isaac:
That's why I want you here, it would be torture

Seeing the two of them, probably smooching or kissing in front of me

Joziah:
Isaac, patron saint of the martyrs

You know, just tell Kyrie the truth that you can't be friends with her since you still haven't moved on for all those years and that you still (gross) fucking love her? Para mapilitan siyang iwasan ka at hindi ka na kausapin ulit tapos balik ka na ulit si Pilipinas

Isaac:
If only that'd be easy

Joziah:
Tangina mo, nanggigigil na ako sayo, mas matalino ka sa 'kin pero 'di ka nag-iisip

Pupuntahan kita diyan sa Los Angeles at ako mismo magsasabi kay Kyrie!

Isaac:
You fucking idiot, don't you fucking dare!

Joziah:
Ooooops

Nagbook na ako ng flight, ah, fucking no, I'm using our own private plane para mas mabilis ako makarating diyan

Get your shit together, Isaac

Read. 10:04pm.


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