Phone Charades (namgi)

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Namjoon pressed Yoongi's phone to his ear, speaking slowly.

"No, I would like to make an appointment for Min Yoongi."

"Kim Seulgi. Okay." Namjoon sighed again.

"No. Min Yoongi." The elder chuckled from his spot across from Namjoon.

"Min Yoongi. Okay."

"Thank you!" He cried. "Do you have any openings this Friday?" Yoongi shook his head violently, waving his hands in an 'X' pattern.

"I mean, no?" The elder facepalmed.

"Sir? Are you alright?" The operator asked.

"Yes quite fine. Um, how about..." He looked to the other for help. Yoongi began waving his hands and making huge, grand circles.

"Uh, Tuesday?" Yoongi rested his head in his hands but waved the other off. "Yeah, Tuesday."

"Tuesday? 4:00 work for you?"

"4:00 sounds..." Yoongi shook his head with wide eyes. "Awful, bad! Not 4:00." 

"Oh. Alright then-" Yoongi held up 6 fingers.

"Do you have an opening at 6?"

"Yes."

"Okay, that works. "

"We'll email you the details."

"Thank you." He quickly hung up. Yoongi burst out laughing, clutching his sides.

"That poor lady," He wheezed. "You were awful to her!"

"Jokes on you. She thinks that was you." Namjoon smiled cheekily. 

"God dammit!"

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