|| JJ ||
SEX GOD: hey
SEX GOD: your birthdays tomorrow right?
SEX GOD: I want to get you something
Me: lol you don't have to
SEX GOD: lol I want to
SEX GOD: what do you want
Me: uhhhhh
Me: this is hard
Me: I wannnnnttttt
Me: vans?¿?
Me: tbh idk
SEX GOD: you know that mall by school?
Me: yes...
SEX GOD: go there and find something you want and text me
Me: awh
Me: YOU ARE SO SWEET IM LITERALLY SMILING LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT
Me: rlly you don't have to tho
SEX GOD: i want to though
SEX GOD: 18 is a big deal
Me: yeah i can smoke weed now
Me: not that i haven't before...
Me: oopsie
SEX GOD: AHH THAT IS SO HOT
SEX GOD: THAT YOU SMOKE WEED
SEX GOD: have you started to go to the mall yet
Me: no lol im not even wearing pants
Me: I feel bad
Me: you don't have to
SEX GOD: bUT I WANT TO BABY
Me: awh FINE
Me: im buying you something too
Me: when's your birthday
SEX GOD: LOL
SEX GOD: I was born on September 10th 1996
Me: wow you're youngggg
Me: hehhehehe I'm older
Me: worship meh
Peasant: no
Peasant: nevvvvaaaaa
Peasant: remember I am a sex god
Me: not anymore sweetie
Peasant: first of all AW YOU CALLED ME SWEETIE YAY and second of all BITCH DONT YOU DARE CHANGE MY CONTACT NAME
Me: too late.
Me: sweetie.
Me: I just got to the mall
Peasant: YOU WERE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING?!
Me: yeah so
Peasant: idiot
Peasant: I can't have a dead bae
Me: lol im not gonna die
Peasant: you never know
Peasant: dun dun dun
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Random"heyy xx" "um, who is this?" "your secret admirer" "lmao gtfo. i know this is some stupid prank. leave." "it's not a prank i swear to god" "yes it is. who would like me? im a freak." "i would, that's who." - number one in the search & tag "joli...
