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I care: hey

I care: I can see you

I care: do you need help on the math test you look confused

I care: one sec mrs. Wilson keeps looking at me weird

Me: ummm

Me: yes lol i hate calculus

Me: it makes zero sense

I care: change my name to sex god again and I'll help you

Me: how did you know I changed it?

Me: creepppppyyyy

SEX GOD: i am smart that's how

SEX GOD: smarter than you obvi

SEX GOD: ugh i can't explain the answers on texting and i sit far away from you

SEX GOD: Jack gilinsky sits by you right?

Me: kind of he sits like across from me like we're facing each other or whatever

Me: wish he didn't

Me: god I miss it when the teacher would just have rows instead "pods" or whatever the hell they're called

SEX GOD: well he's acing calculus so just copy off of his sheet

Me: are you one of his friends or something?

SEX GOD: im not telling

Me: lol I'm laughing so hard

Me: jack just got his phone taken away

Me: that bitch is so dumb

Me: hellllooooo

Me: wtf this is weird

Me: you can't be jack gilinsky lmao

Me: but srsly wtf

Me: but that would be impossible

Me: did you get your phone taken away too?

Me: oh shit mrs Wilson is walking towards me

Me: shit she sees me

Me: fuck

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do pineapples have seeds bc im really confused?¿?

like if they don't have seeds then they aren't fruit and I've never seen seeds in a pineapple AND IM JUST REALLY CONFUSED IDK

I've been thinking about this for like 2 hours now and I need to know okay

and I just realized that I seem like a complete idiot but whatever im still fab obvi like #fab

kay byeee

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