JOTAKAK ONESHOTS

That Outfits So Dumb!

«Caejose Special~!»

Rome, Italy, 1931:
"Oh yeah? Caesarino I bet I could dress up as a girl and look way better~!!"
Joseph yelled at his boyfriend.
Caesar sighed lightly.
"Mama Mia~"
Joseph felt his face heat up,
At such moments when Joseph got upset at Caesar he would only end up a blushing mess.
Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, a man that can have any girl he wants, but he found someone,
But that someone's not a girl, well.....
Joseph Joestar could be a girl.

Caesar grabbed his white coat.
"H-Hey where are you going?!"
Joseph yelled.
"JoJo I'm going to the store..."
Caesar adjusted his coat.
"I wanna come~!"
Joseph pouted.
"Yes, but don't you think we would get looked at weird?"
Caesar sighed a little.
Joseph put a finger on his chin and tapped it in thought.
"I have a great idea~!!!!!!"
He giggled.
"What's your idea?"
Caesar cringed a little, when Joseph giggles it's not good.
Anyone can tell that.
"Just wait here~!"
Joseph ran to the bathroom.

*Almost an hour later*

"JoJo are you done yet?!?!"
Caesar pounded on the door.
"Oh yes I'm done~"
Joseph's voice sounded different, as if he was trying to be.....
Oh no JoJo please tell me you didn't-!!!!!
Joseph walked out of the bathroom.
He was wearing a pink dress and had his hair done up,
He even put on a bra and set coconuts in it.
"JoJo!!!!!!!!"
Caesar screamed as his face heated up.
"Hm~?"
Joseph did a weird little pose.
"Are you ready to go, Caesarino~?"
He giggled.
"Ah-! Yes but-!!!! Where did you get the bra?!!!??"
Joseph scratched his neck a little as if he were embarrassed.
"I borrowed it from Lisa Lisa..."
Caesar stared at him, shocked.
"You stole a bra from your mother?!?!! Your a pervert!!!!"
"oh no...."
Caesar started to race towards Joseph.
"NIGERUNDAYOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Joseph screamed as he started running in his dress.

"Hmph!"
Caesar chuckled at Joseph's pouting.
"Are you sure you wanna go out in that ridiculous outfit?"
Joseph glared at him.
"Yes I'm positive~..."
Caesar grabbed his hand.
"Huh?"
"Then let's go, JoJo.."
Joseph smiled as Caesar dragged him along the sidewalk.
A few minutes of walking and they got into the busy area of Rome.

A man stopped and looked at Joseph.
He pulled Joseph off to the side, ripping his hand out of Caesar's warm grasp.
"Hey hottie~"
He smiled at Joseph.
Caesar stared at the man, shocked. Did he actually think Joseph was a girl?
"I-I uh...."
Joseph pushed the man away.
"I'm a dude..."
Caesar started to laugh his ass off and so did Joseph.
"No....
No your joking!!!!!!!!!!"
The man screamed.
"No I'm really not, look."
Joseph pulled the coconut out of the bra he stole from Lisa Lisa.
The man stared shocked.
"Yes, he's a dude so get the fuck out of here."
Caesar put a hand infront of Joseph, putting space between him and the other man.
The man ran off swearing the whole way.

*At the store*

"God Caesarino this date sucks."
Joseph pouted as he leaned on the shopping cart.
"JoJo I told you I was going to the store....."
Caesar sighed as he put some pasta into the cart.
"Spaghetti, Pasta, Mama Mia."
Joseph giggled.
"Are you seriously tryin to mock me because I bought pasta and I'm Italian???"
Caesar glared at his boyfriend.
"No I'm trying to speak Italian!"
Joseph grinned.
"Why you little-!!!!"
Caesar grabbed his pack of pasta and started to beat Joseph with it.
"W-Wait Caesar I'm sorry!!!"
Joseph giggled as he felt each piece of pasta breaking as it his his head.
Many people walking by stopped to watch this.
"I'm calling the police your abusing your girlfriend!"
A woman yelled.
Caesar looked at her shocked.
"It's a he you idiot, now Joseph get in the cart so we can leave."
Caesar glared at the woman as Joseph crawled into the cart.
*May I remind you that Joseph's still wearing the dress and makeup*

"Hmm,"
Joseph tapped his chin in thought as him and Caesar sat in there room,
They finally got back from the store, and both of them were tired.
Caesar took off his coat and kissed Joseph passionately,
"You know..."
Joseph looked up at his boyfriend.
"You look like an idiot in that outfit go change!!!!!!!"
Joseph giggled as Caesar pushed him in the direction of the bathroom.
"I said change!!!!!!"

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A/N
Yes I did a CaeJose because Kakyoin_The_Cherry asked me too, no one else has put on opinion on an Avpol or CaeJose expect for them,
So ye, after on chapter fourteen of this book I'll do a special Avpol oneshot, Thanks for reading my work as always!
Arrividerci~

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