Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations

Chapter 63

Lucas sat down on the sofa across and threw his present across the room, and onto my lap. 

"Open mine first, it's the best one," Lucas snapped bossily with a cocky smirk stretched out on his face.

 I looked at the gift in suspicion, wondering what kind of gift someone as weird as Lucas would give. Quickly, I ripped away the paper. Once it was removed, I paused, trying to work out what it was. 

Then my eyes widened in horror. The weirdo had gotten me a pack of condoms but not just normal ones, he had given me fucking glow in the dark ones.

 May let out a frustrated groan. "That's not what I told you to get, you dumbass," May snapped as she whacked him upside the head. 

He rolled his eyes. "Well, excuse me, for thinking earrings sounded boring," he frowned. "I just wanted to get her something that she'd actually use," he shrugged.

 I scowled at him. "Lucas, What the fuck. My dad could walk downstairs at any moment. He'd have a heart attack if he saw this in my hand," I hissed as I felt my face burn hotly in shame. 

Lucas didn't seem fazed by my reaction at all. "And? Doesn't he want you guys to be safe? From the number of times, I've walked in on you guys with each other's tongues rammed down each other's throat. I'm sure it'll be used up rather quickly," he said flatly. 

 "You've only walked in on us one time, stop exaggerating," Ethan said in exasperation. "And also, why the fuck do you always get people condom as presents? I literally still have the stupid pack you bought me a couple years ago. I was literally a virgin Lucas, so what the fuck?" he said with an incredulous laugh.  

 "Well, I bought them on the off chance that 10th grade Mia might want to hate fuck you or something,"  Lucas shrugged.

His statement, caused my spit to lodge its way down the wrong end of my throat, causing me to break out into a furious coughing fit. 

 This didn't seem to faze Lucas in the slightest, and he continued blabbering on. 

"And, also, are you shitting me about only walking in on you once? I've walked in on you plenty of times, just last week I came over to your house, and your hand was wiggling around down Mia's-"

"I think that's enough storytime," Chloe interrupted with a nervous laugh. 

I sent her a grateful smile, thankful that she stopped Lucas from oversharing the more intimate moments of Ethan and I's relationship to the entire fucking room. 

"Open mine next," Chloe said as she stretched over and handed me her present. 

I ripped away the wrapping paper and smiled as I pulled out a cute little sundress dress and some sparkly nail polish. 

"Aww thank you, Chlo, I love it," I said as I held it up to my chest proudly. 

"You didn't say you loved my present," Lucas whined as he crossed his arms angrily. "

Yes, that was because it sucked!" I spat bluntly. Lucas just stuck his tongue out at me childishly.

 I opened May's present next and pulled out a large photo album. A massive grin stretched out onto my face as I eagerly started to flip through the pages. They were filled with cute pictures of Chloe, May and I from when we were little, all the way up to now.

"Woah, what's that one!" Ethan laughed as he flipped back a page and pointed at a picture. "Why are you holding a notebook up to the camera, and smirking your head off?"

I widened my eyes in horror as I saw It was a picture of twelve-year-old me holding the notebook.

 The notebook that Ethan is never supposed to see.