Here In The Bar, Living My Best Life

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Dream sighed as he sat down with Blue and Ink in the bar. "Dang it, how'd they escape us? We were doing so well!"

"We can always try again tomorrow?" Blue said.

"Nope! Tomorrow's my day off for the month."

"Ink! Come on, help us!"

"Nope, I'm off the clock. Not my problem!"

"You're impossible." Blue sighed.

Outer walked over to the table of sheriffs. "Hey guys! Want your usual?"

Dream smiled and thanked him.

 Outer went to Sci and they started making the drinks while Lust started playing the piano.

Soon, some people that hadn't come into the bar before walked in. 

"Wait, aren't those the Bad Sanses?" Blue whispered.

Dream perked up. "We can catch em!"

The Bad Sanses heard this and walked over to the sheriffs.

"Hello there. Heard you wanted to catch us." Nightmare stated.

"What about it?" Ink asked, starting to draw his pistol.

Everyone in the two groups drew their pistols.

Just as they were about to shoot, Sci yelled.

"HEY!"

They all looked at him.

"Get that shit outta here, do y'all know how much it costs to clean up a fucking brawl? I gotta pay Lust and buy whiskey to serve to y'all, I don't have the funds for cleaning up after ya. And don't give me that crap about you're gonna pay me back, I don't trust that ever since SOMEBODY tried to run out with a 1300 gold tab, Classic, I'm looking at you. But anyways, y'all fight anywhere, none of y'all are coming into my fucking bar again. And I'm the only bar in a 20 mile radius. So shut up, sit down and pay your tabs." He stated.

Everyone stared at him, then Fell spoke up.

"Boss, it Might be Best ta Listen to The nerd."

"Fine. Truce?" Nightmare held out his hand to his brother.

"Truce, B r o t h e r." Dream shook his hand. 

Everyone went back to their groups, but Horror went over to the piano.

"hey there."

"Hi." Lust replied.

"you play the piano very beautifully."

"Give me your compliments by tipping me, bucko."

Horror laughed. "okay, okay, sorry. just trying to compliment you."

"You know what's better than a compliment? Money. If you're not gonna pay me, leave."

Horror laughed again and went back to his friends. 

Lust sighed, blushing, then continued to play the piano.


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Okay I like this chapter. It's funny! :D

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