Chapter 15

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A/n: I'm not dead! Haha! I'm back, bitches! And I promise, you didn't wait for nothing 😈 Like always, hope you enjoy!

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“If you do not mind my asking, Lucy-” “It is Lucifer to you, bambi.” Lucifer interrupted  the deer, making my chuckle at the new nicknames. Seriously, they were pretty funny. At least to me anyway. “Why exactly are you here?’ Alastor said as he completely ignored the little ‘Bami’ comment. “Well, I’m here to discuss me and the little sweetheart’s date tomorrow, what are you doing here?” Alastor glared at him in pure spite, especially after the date part was heard. “I was asking darling if she would let me interview her tomorrow on my radio show.” Alastor looked down at me, I could sense his disappointment.

His eyes were gracing me as if a different animal soured his next meal. The meal being me, and Lucifer being the dumb animal. I couldn’t help but feel guilty for some reason, like as if I was fully convinced that I was only his to eat. God, this sounds like fanfiction for a toxic anime ship, I quickly snapped out of it and shook my head violently. No way am I going to be in an abusive relationship for perverts to read! “First off, I do not belong to anyone. Second, it is not a date, It’s simply just an evening together. Third, why don’t we just give this over with today?”

Alastor and Lucifer looked at me confused, and then looked at each other. “You two already took up the evening I was meant to be having for myself. But here’s the catch, since today was supposed to be my free day, we are doing both the interview and the lunch here. So have fun being…” I paused my words, not being able to finish my sentence as  all I could do was watch in shock as my mouth was open and my eyes were as wide as they could be as I could only just keep my eyes on them and what they were doing.

Lucifer made a circular table with a white cloth covering it. On top were a candle that was lit, a clear vase with a red rose and water in it, two plates, and their own utensils at the plates right side. He did all that in mere seconds. Alastor then made a small sound booth along with a long rectangular table and two different microphones on it, one was a [your favorite color] and the other one was silver for the deer daddy. “I stand corrected.” “Exactly, my darling! You thought I wouldn’t be able to put together a little area for my radio show? You have a habit of underestimating me, darling.”

Before I even knew it, Lucifer suddenly grabbed my arm and practically almost yanked me over to the table as the plates were full of [your favorite food] and it smelt so amazing I couldn’t help but drool over it. I didn’t care how either of them knew my favorite color or food but I’m so glad they did, it takes some stress out of the day. The apple pimp pulled my seat out for me and I gladly sat down and started to eat a little bit as he sat across from me. I could see out of the corner of my eye that Alastor was waiting for me, might as well try and hurry this up.

“I would’ve taken us to a more romantic setting for our date if only it wasn’t your day off from all the crazy males, such as bambi.” Lucifer said to me with that wide sharp toothed smile, as if he enjoyed watching me eat and fantasizing about eating me next, he didn’t touch any of this food on his plate after all. Maybe he’s a vegetarian? How funny would it be if he actually was? The greatest evil known to man, only eats plants. “As I said, this doesn’t count as a date, a date is when you actually like the person.”

The demon lord of hell just continued to smile sadistically, making me very uncomfortable. “So, forgive me for prying into your life. But what was your ex boyfriend like?” “Wasn’t a male first of all, more of a girlfriend. And I don’t want to talk about it.” I said as I looked down, very upset at having to mention her. Ungrateful bitch selling me out and having the nerve to haunt my dreams and fucking me over. But as soon as I find that bird man and the I.M.P kill her and drag her to hell, I’ll be able to torture her for months and get my revenge.

“I know it was a woman. Did you honestly forget I have your file and read through every detail of it?” Lucifer stated boldly, making me remember the dirt he still has on me. “I hear about homosexual relationships all the time, but yours is way more action packed. Frankly, Stephanie seems like a foolish floozy. I wouldn’t give you up for any price.” Lucifer was starting to sound way more lustful, starting to lean over the table towards me, cupping my cheek in his hand. Just as his lips were about to meet mine, Alastor stepped in.

Alastor softly grabbing me and taking me to the sound booth. “Your time is up! Our time now!” “Get back here, bambi! We didn’t have a time limit!” Lucifer argued but Alastor pulled up a seat for me like a gentleman would for his lady. “I deeply apologize that the hermit nearly kissed you, darling. Anyway, on a lighter note, we can begin the interview I have planned for you.” I nodded with a sigh of relief, a drink of water appearing right in front of me. I quickly hold it up and take a drink. “First question, what motivates you to drive you to success?”

I had to really think about that for a moment, mostly I like to prove people wrong and show I am better than what most people think of me. But of course, I couldn’t say that. “I’d have to say I lived some of my life at my lowest, and so now I refuse to hesitate anymore.” Alastor stared at me in interest, his smirk widened, making me anxious and nervous at the same time. My eyes widened as he suddenly showed me what was in his hand.  “Is that why you felt you needed this?” The deer asked as he pulled out his file that I must’ve left out in the open.

“I must admit, very clever of you to find leverage over everyone, darling. But attempting to take advantage of me? Tsk, tsk, tsk, very reckless of you, my sweet lovely darling.” Alastor said in a cocky yet disappointed voice as if he expected better from me. “My, my, seems you’re a lot more competent then you let on, bambi. Nevertheless, you will always be a ridiculous deer in headlights.” Lucifer came closer as both males were on either side of me, trapping me in between them like a sandwich. 

“Not too big on sharing, or intercourse in general. Although for my sweet darling, I’ll make an exception this time.” The deer daddy said as he grabbed my chin and kissed me passionately on the lips, taking his time using tongue as it turned into a hot make out. Lucifer meanwhile attacked my neck and collarbone, kissing, biting, and leaving marks everywhere. This was bad, terrible even, first time with multiple and it had to be these two? I moaned softly from all the attention. I’m so fucked. Or worse.

I’m gonna get fucked.

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