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DEPRESSION GANG - why don't we

DEPRESSION GANG
why don't we

WARNINGS !
none

SONG: colony by isaac dunbar

(because i <3 him)

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zAK named the conversation
depression gang

zAK
SUP YALL

zAK
miss me with them
𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓎 thoughts😌👊

darnell
not me 🤕

jake
same here

corbin
~spicy~

john
y'all need a counselor
or somethin

zAK
speaking of

zAK
do you think my therapist
would be concerned if she
knew i referred to my depressing
thoughts as 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓎 thoughts

jake
i think it's funny

john
this is the reason you're
IN therapy in the first place

corbin
i have anxiety 😎

darnell
listen here john

john
who-

darnell
my childhood trauma
is no spiciness to be messed
with mkay

zAK
YEAH JOHN

jake
zach-

zAK
the flavor of my mind
would knock your SOCKS off

john
what does that even mean

corbin
we transform our negative
(spicy) thoughts into jokes
so we can laugh through the pain

zAK
exactly

corbin
even if we cry a lil
in the process

zAK
i-

darnell
he's not WRONG

jake
LMAO

jake
guys

jake
isn't my life funny

zAK
....

jake
that's it

jake
just saying my life's
a mf jOKE

darnell
i think i need to call vicki

john
i'm gonna call all of
your therapists for you

john
let em know y'all need MEDS

zAK
jacqueline would throw a
FIT if she saw our convos

corbin
rip

jake
i think michelle would
be pretty understanding

darnell
yeah but would your mom be
so understanding when
michelle calls her

corbin
"kristin? yeah i'm afraid it's
about jack..."

zAK
HAHA

jake
jeez kristin would never
let me contact you FOOLS again

jake
i can hear it now

jake
"i think they're a bad influence
on your mental health sweetie"

zAK
yeah oKaY

zAK
i for one get a RUSH of
serotonin from our convos

darnell
yo same

corbin
the dopamine is thriving
over here

jake
who needs to be poppin
them pills when i can share
my thoughts with the depression
gang

zAK
i think it's less 'sharing'
and more making fun of them

darnell
YOU RIGHT

john
meanwhile i'll sit back and
continue to observe your
instability go UP

zAK
don't be a hater jo

corbin
yeah we're having fun 😠

jake
yuck his sour attitude doesn't
belong with our spicy chat

darnell
who let the grinch in here 🤢

john
i'm being bullied 😔🥺

zAK
sorry there's no room for mental stability in this chat 😔✊

—

ignore this

doing these random group chat things gives me a BOOST of serotonin okay

the spicy thoughts like to TAKE OVER and we will not let them so i've projected them into this 😌

anywho um hope you're all good message me if you'd like to chat always need some friends ya know how it is

love you guys !! :))