OH, HONEY | WHY DON'T WE ONESHOTS

ONE TOO MANY - why don't we

ONE TOO MANY
why don't we + zaniel 

WARNINGS !
none

SONG: god, this feels good by isaac dunbar

(i <3 him)

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the boyS

zachy
what's up party people

jacky
do you ever sleep ?

zachy
rude

za
i do SOMETIMES

jo
can you make that sometimes
a NOW time

zachy
i can't sleep 🥺

zachy
i has a headache

corby
you are the physical
embodiment of a headache

zachy
we been knew

zachy
anyways how much
ibuprofen is TOO much
ibuprofen ??

dani
zachary dean how much
did you take

zachy
like right now or over
the course of the day ??

jacky
zach what

corby
oh my

jo
disappointed

dani
out of today how many

zachy
um

zachy
well i took three this morning
when i woke up

zachy
then i took three more
a few hours later

zachy
and just now i took seven :))

dani
ZACHAEY

corby
ZACH WHY WOULD YOU-

jacky
so he's not smart huh

zachy
WHATS THE BIG DEAL

zachy
i'm basically immune at this
point it never does shit

jo
so you think taking more
will magically make them
work for you ??

zachy
well yes i suppose

dani
bb you're gonna hurt yourself

corby
yeah you're not supposed
to exceed 10 pills in a day

zachy
but i took

zachy
um

corby
13 yes

zachy
it'll be fine no worries i just
took one too many

corby
more like seven too many

jacky
did you guys know you
can overdose on ibuprofen

zachy
i-

jacky
yeah it can cause stomach
pain, sweating, nausea, dizziness
it's actually a really long list

jo
this is fun

dani
zach are you alright ?

zachy
i mean i think i feel fine

dani
my heart

dani
i'm gonna pass out

jacky
lmao so will zach

zachy
DONR SAY TAHT

dani
mmpanicking

zachy
i'm okay bb 🥺

zachy
don't panic him 😠

jacky
you're the one who took the
13 pills

jo
he has a point-

zachy
idc don't you dare panic
my baby or eLSE

jacky
or else...??

jacky
man will be knocked out
before he can even touch us

zachy
JACK ROBERT

corby
alright kids settle down

corby
i'm sure zach will be fine

dani
oh yes thank you how relieving

dani
are you guys relieved cause
i sure am

dani
my anxiety EVAPORATED
in the face of corbyn's
comforting words

corby
don't be so damn rude-

dani
i'm sorry did your boyfriend
just take 13 things of ibuprofen??

corby
idk jo how do you feel

jo
amazing baby

corby
no he didn't cause he's an
INTELLECTUAL

zachy
don't be mean guys 🥺

dani
baby i just don't understand
how you think sometimes

zachy
i 'twas not thinking

jacky
'twas-

zachy
my judgement was clouded by
the hammer pounding on my head thank you very much

dani
next time i see you i'm
not gonna be happy

zachy
you love me 😊

dani
unfortunately

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hi i have no idea what this is bye

& yes i have taken that many in one day :)))

with the gc one's imma just put random songs i like at the top mkay

and i'm working on requests !! i got a few so i'm gonna try and get them done relatively soon sorry i take so long :)))

love you guys !!