Moe Moe JUMP! (Danganronpa X Male Reader)

Dates are a Battlefield pt.2

Sayaka: What kind of anime would have mechs in it?

Sayaka shrugged and headed inside with Y/n. Y/n did a peace sign over his eye and gave a big grin.

Sayaka: Is that some kind of anime pose?

Y/n: It's a signature anime pose! Come on, you have to do it too!

Sayaka: I-I don't know about-

Y/n: Come on, it's fun!

Sayaka gave up and she did the goofy anime pose too as the photo booth snapped a picture. Then Y/n took his hand and covered his left eye.

Sayaka: Another signature anime pose?

Y/n: Would you have me any other way?

Sayaka did the pose too and the camera flashed.

Sayaka: One more picture right? Which pose do you want to do? How about a-

Y/n: Objection!

Y/n held out his finger as he pointed at the camera.

Sayaka: Why did you do that?

Y/n: It's fun! Give it a shot! Objection!

Sayaka shook her head with a playful smile.

Sayaka: Objection.

Y/n: Put some oomph into it! Objection!

Sayaka: Objection!

Y/n: Louder!  You can do it! Objection!

Sayaka: O-OBJECTION!

The camera flashed right on time and Sayaka's face heated up with embarrassment. She stepped out of the booth covering her face and she could hear several people inside whispering to each other about how weird she and Y/n sounded.

Y/n: Here.

Y/n handed Sayaka one of the picture slips and she grabbed it.

Y/n: That was fun! So how did your first objection feel!?

Sayaka: I-It was something alright.

Y/n: That's how I felt too, I remember when I first did that with my dad. Mom wasn't too happy about us shouting in the middle of the night though.

Sayaka: ...

Y/n: What's wrong?

Sayaka: Is it okay if we talk in private?

Y/n: Sure?

Sayaka led Y/n away from the people whispering and brought him to a secluded part of the cafe. She took a deep breath and turned to face Y/n.

Sayaka: Y/n I think there's something wrong with your mom.

Y/n: Uh, what?

Sayaka: Something about her just isn't right! You must have noticed it.

Y/n: I mean sure, she's weird when she stabs my alarm clocks and sleeps in my bed, but I just chalk that up to her being a weird mom.

Sayaka noticed Y/n fidgeting with his hands and realized something.

Sayaka: Are you...lying to me?

Y/n: M-Me!? Lying!? No of course not!

Sayaka: You know! You know about your mom don't you!?