WhO StOLe YoOngI'S plUShiE? - TEXTFIC | YOONSEOK ✔

baby

a/n: ANOTHA DOUBLE UPDATE COZ I FEEL LIKE IT BITCCHHHH-

Sope will sail

daddylonglegs:
I have something to tell yall that you shouldn't know

worldwidehoe:
I wanna tell you guys something I'm not supposed to tell you
wOaH joOn we send that at tHe saME tIme
YOu knOW WHAT THAT MEANS

daddylonglegs:
UWUWU WERE SOULMATES GUYS

jamgod:
*flashbacks to when I'm lonely*
oh wait- I stIlL aM

jaycock:
ayO wanna cum over have a threesum with me n daddy tae?

jamgod:
kook what the fuck are you high on?

jaycock:
i may or may not have ate too many chicken nuggets

teehee:
he says he's high on chicken nuggets

worldwidehoe:
istg these dumbasses-
anygays, joonie go first

daddylonglegs:
uwu ok
so I was told not to tell u this but it's too fucking precious not to tell you guys sooo-

jaycock:
Continue father-

daddylonglegs:
kook stFu
Yoongi hyung texted me
He said that he thought that he was in love with hobi so he came over and had a love crisis and I helped him figure it out

jamgod:
OMFg FINALLY

jaycock:
uwUWUWUWUW HYUNG AHD A LUB CRISIS

teehee:
why am I suddenly crying?

jaycock:
oh no Tae don't cry :(((

worldwidehoe:
THatS WHAT I was GONnA tELL YOU
HOBI CAME OVER AND SAID THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOONIE ANDBFBDBFJDBDJDBFHF
omG guys you know what this means right

teehee:
we're getting sope babies and we're gonna be uncles?

jamgod:
I-

worldwidehoe:
well that too but no-
IT MEANS THAT SOPE ACTUALLY HAS FUCKING SAILED BITCHESSSSS

daddylonglegs:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jxBFHSJDNFBRJFBDN

jamgod:
YEET THERES GONNA BE BABIES NAMED AFTER MEEEEE

jaycock:
I thought I said they'll be named after the golden maknae-

teehee:
No, they'll be named after a certain handsome guy known as Taehyung.

jaycock:
uwu daddy u are handsome

teehee:
thx bby