Tom Holland Imagines

Playground Insults//T.H. Blurb

Being Tom's girlfriend was very difficult. Not because he was difficult to be around though, just because he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

You had been dating Tom for a year and a half and surprisingly enough, no one apart from your families and close friends knew. Sure, you had had a lot of slip ups where the World almost found out, thankfully, you had both come up with an excuse good enough to cover it up.

You still had to be pretty careful of what you two said about each other though because at just the slight mention of the other's name, your fans would freak out.

Tom and you had known each other for a while. Since the very beginning of your friendship, rumours had been going around about the two of you dating and it surely didn't get any better when you were cast in the same movie and paired up for press.

You sat next to him waiting for the interview to start. Both of you were already exhausted. You leaned your head on the back of your chair and stuck your tongue out at your boyfriend, who was sitting opposite to you.

You were in the BBC studios and had been having multiple radio interviews throughout the day. However, the one you had waited the whole day for was about to begin... Playground Insults.

"Hey guys," The two greeted  you with enthusiasm, which both of you reciprocated.

The thing began soon after, "Hello I'm Scott Mills from BBC Radio 1 and I'm Chris Stark and we're here with Tom Holland and Y/N L/N about to play another game of Playground Insults. Now, Y/N and Tom are facing each other, all you can breathe is tension. Don't hold back and don't take these insults personally either. All you gotta do is make the other laugh and remember the game ends when someone loses it or delivers a killer insult. Tom, it's your turn."

Tom jokingly cracked his knuckles and sat properly on the chair, which already had you giggling.

You covered your mouth with your hand to cover up your grin and looked at your boyfriend expectantly.

After a few minutes of silence, you spoke up to crack the first insult, "Are you seriously so stupid that you cannot think of an insult?"

"You're such a bitch, Y/N," Tom laughed and you bit your lip to contain a laugh.

"If I had to decide between a monkey and you I'd go for the monkey because it probably has double the IQ."

"At least I was intelligent enough to not accept a role in the worst movie ever made," He shot back quickly.

Your mouth hung open in fake shock, "Low blow Holland. You're such an asshole that everyone on set finished their takes quick so they could get away from you."

"That was the lamest insult I've heard since someone on Twitter called me Dumbo," Tom replied. You laughed out loud at that one, "You should insult me, not yourself, you div."

"I'm so jealous of all the people that haven't met you yet," You raised your eyebrows, "Your insult was so bad it was almost funny."

"Care to remind me, where do you keep your Oscar Tom?" You teased, smug smirk on your lips. You had just won an Oscar the prior year, while he had none.

"I loved you in your latest movie, said no one ever."

"Haz is the better actor," You spoke as you casually looked at your nails. Tom's mouth fell agape, "You're my girlfriend Y/N! You literally cannot say that," He laughed.

Your eyes went wide at his comment and that's when he noticed his fuck up, "Shit, fuck, I-."

Both hosts were cracking up on the other side of the cabin, "You heard it here first. Tom Holland and Y/N L/N are dating."

"That's right! I'm dating Dumbo," you stood up from the chair and walked to Tom's.

"And I'm dating Chicken Li-" Before Tom could finish, you cupped his face with your hands and placed your lips to his.

"Thanks for watching! Subscribe to their YouTube channel, it's great," You winked at the camera after pulling away from the kiss. Tom let out a laugh as the video cut off.