I haven't updated this in a while, so here's another long chapter full of disturbing inside jokes.
First off: Newt as a bird is literally just Blu from Rio...
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Look at this happy birb.
And, like, these facial expressions...
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IT'S JUST NEWT
Hands up if you agree.
Okay, onto the next topic of interest.
I don't know if anyone remembers, but I mentioned that I recently joined a book club in cooperation with another school, and they added me to the official book club group chat.
(A lot of crazy trash goes down in that chat)
Last night, it was really late and we were all insane, and we ended up talking about Newt being a sexy fish. I CAN EXPLAIN, OKAY-
We started by talking about fish.
Then someone (not mentioning any names here) asked who the sexiest fish alive was.. and I have a bad habit of answering Newt to everything...
So it was official.
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The other person is RavenclawSeal139 and she's part of the book club too. Everyone else was just reading our messages and watching us be weird without contributing anything.
But yeah.
Now Newt is a wonderful birb snacc and a sexy fish boi.
