(A while ago, I know.)
My friends and I have such weird conversations, that I made a list of all the weird things we talked about between ourselves during history that day.
I removed irl names, of course, replacing them with their Wattpad usernames instead, and for one of my friends who doesn't have Wattpad >:0 I called her Noodles. Because we call her Noodles.
Ricky is our imaginary friend. He owns a Bible that he is very fond of.
Seals are very complex characters
Queenie smells like vanilla roses
Queenie is a fictional carrot
RavenclawSeal139 and Cateye992 are British bois 2.0
Silky boi
Ricky lost his Bible
Ricky needs his Bible
Ricky loves his Bible
Cateye992 likes kneecaps
Cateye992's pointy shoe
Silky Noodles is a pain
Nobody needs frequent updates on when RavenclawSeal139 needs to pee
RavenclawSeal139's emails are giving her indigestion
Ricky is sad because he doesn't have his Bible
How2BanIntrovert is refusing to look for Ricky's Bible
How2BanIntrovert is being disrespectful to Ricky
Ricky wants to go to Church to pray for his Bible
Nobody wants to take Ricky to the Church
Ricky was depressed so he revealed that he was non-binary
Silky Noodles is being disrespectful to Ricky
Cateye992 made a poster for Ricky's lost Bible
How2BanIntrovert is more vicious than she appears (sometimes)
Cateye992's a signpost sentence
RavenclawSeal139 thinks that an elk is a kind of tree
RavenclawSeal139 thinks that Fletcher is an elk
Newt has a flute
Newt has boots
Newt has newts
If Newt had newts, they'd be called Newt's newts and they'd play flutes that belonged to Newt, as well as Newt's newts, which now own flutes
Cateye992 should not be in charge of naming islands
"What if Newt played tennis?" ~ How2BanIntrovert
"What the hell are you doing?! (The greatest mystery of all)" ~ How2BanIntrovert
Reeves reads tea leaves
Tongue twister battles are fun
#JUSTICEFORRICKY
Yeah, we have so much fun, it's amazing.
