My 2019 Christmas

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It all began
In the doctors surgery
Very comical
Really

Please Miss, take a seat

& me
Replying light heartedly
No thank you
It's rather OK
I have feet 

A hard look
From the doctor
Had me no longer
stood
I felt suddenly
Very
Sober
Considering it was
Christmas time

Turns out as the Doctor
Explained
A kidney infection was not to blame
For that niggling pain

No
Not
An
Infection
It's just
Miss
You
Are
Pregnant

- Well...Fuck. I hate suprises.

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