*a month after Simon has been turned*
Baz: you know Snow, I'm surprised you've taken this whole vampirism thing so well. I mean, you've been fine with the blood and getting used to the super strength and stuff. I'm pretty proud of you
Simon: *walking in from the next room eating butter with a spoon* haha yeah I guess
Baz: ...
Baz: Simon, Love, just because you can't die from a heart attack doesn't mean it's pleasant to have one everyday
Simon: *still eating butter* idk they're not that bad. The rush is kinda fun. Reminds me of my chosen one days when I would really push myself to the limit
Baz: ...
Baz: Merlin give me strength
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)
RandomThe second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
