Sworts

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Simon: god it's so FUCKING HOT in here!

Baz: dont you dare open that window!

Simon: fine, ILL JUST CUT UP MY SWEATPANTS!!!!

Simon: *rips off his sweatpants so he is left in nothing but his underwear*

Baz: *blushing a lot*

Baz: I-

Simon: *with scissors* and I shall call them... SWORTS!

Baz: ...

Baz: why am I dating you

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