Baz: *wakes up in Simon's bed but doesn't see Simon next to him* bitch leaving me stranded on my birthday? Welp. I knew he would leave me eventually.
Baz: *gets up and goes to the living room* hey Bunce. Where's Snow?
Penny: good morning to you too Basil. And happy birthday. Simon went to get something for you but while you were asleep but he wanted me to tell you to open that box over there
Baz: *opens the box in the corner*
Simon: *pops out of the box shirtless* HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAZ!!!!
Baz: JESUS FUCK
Baz: *falls to the floor*
Simon: Oh Baz it's okay! I put all your favorite things in this box for your birthday! So I'm in here, and there's some Shakespeare and Jane Austin books, and a Queen album, and salt and vinegar crisps, and I might of accidentally sat on the cookies, but I got you your favorite latte from Starbucks!
Baz: *trying not to cry* omg you idiot. This is so *sniffles* SWEET
Penny: *filming this whole mess of a situation* they're such losers
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)Random
The second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)