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Simon: *opening the fridge* hey do you want anything

Agatha: *visiting the flat for the first time* no I'm good, thanks

Simon: alright *takes out two Klondike bars from the freezer*

Agatha: no I said-

Simon: I heard you *pats stomach* I just gotta keep this bad boy running

This is based on a real conversation. God bless my friends, honestly.

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