baz is off the fucking wall

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Simon: uhhhh Penny, we might have a problem

Penny: what is it?

Simon: I just discovered Baz doesn't handle alcohol very well

Baz: IM GONNA STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!

Agatha: but that's in America?

Baz: IM GONNA STEAL THE MONA LISA

Penny: that's France

Baz: FINE! IM GONNA GO STEAL THE FUCKING QUEEN

Simon: don't you DARE even lay a finger of Elizabeth!

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