Simon: Baz, I have a very important question
Baz: what is it, love?
Simon: I- I had a doctors appointment today and he said I had high cholesterol and blood pressure and that I-I *starts to tear up*
Baz: oh no Simon, baby. What else?
Simon: I have to cut butter out of my diet!
Baz: ...
Simon: so... I was wondering if you could turn me. I'd rather be a vampire than stop eating butter. I mean, you guys have great metabolism
Baz: ...
Baz: JESUS FUCK IGHT OK DIDNT THINK YOUD GO THERE BUT I GUESS WERE DOING THIS
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Wayward Son Crack (Carry On Crack Pt. 2)
RandomThe second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
