Simon: Baz please. I'm begging you
Baz: Simon, I need you to respect my choices. This is where I want to be
Simon: But Baz. This isn't right. It's cold up there and dusty and how do you know the bats will except you as one of their own?!
Baz: *pacing back and for on the rafters of a hidden attic he found in Fiona's apartment* Simon these are my people! They understand my ways in a way you never could!
Simon: BAZ! You and I both know you're too much of a priss to be up there more than an hour! You'll be wanting a shower and some hot tea any minute now. So get the fuck down from there! THE BATS ARE GETTING HOSTILE
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The second part to Carry On Crack! If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)