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Baz: *hands full of bags of salt and vinegar crisps and mint Aero bars* I'm so happy

Penny: I'm glad your experiencing human emotion for once but how are you going to pay for all of that?

Baz: I have a sugar daddy

Penny: ...

Baz: and that sugar daddy is me because I'm a self sustaining bitch.

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