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Waiter: and what can I get for you sir?

Simon: I'll have the number 8

Waiter: that's a party platter, it serves 12 people

Simon: I'm sorry did I stutter?

Waiter: n-no sorry sir

Simon: don't question me, I know what I'm on about son

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