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Simon: oh fuck. I think I need to call Penny

Simon: *takes 10 minutes to dial her number* o-0

Simon: hi yes Penny, I have both my hands stuck in Pringle's cans

Simon: it's not important how I dialed the number. Just get back to the flat right away

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