Diners, Drives, and Simon

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Waiter: what can I get for you two today?

Simon: hi, could we get some chips and a milkshake with two straws?

Baz: awww Simon thats so-

Simon: *with both straws in his mouth* look at how fast I can drink this fucking milkshake

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