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Simon: *standing on the top of a hill with a skate board* TYRANNUS BASILTON GRIMM PITCH!

Baz: oh dear god

Simon: *still shouting to Baz* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Simon: *rides down the hill at extremely fast speeds*

Baz: Oh. My. Fuck. SIMON YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK!!!

Simon: NO I WONT *launches himself through a flaming hoop*

Simon: *tucks and rolls onto the ground*

Simon: *lands at Baz' feet*

Baz: why?

Simon: *on one knee and out of breath* sorry. hold. on. a. sec.

Baz: ...

Simon: ...

Baz: ...

Simon: ...

Simon: *takes out a ring* will you marry me?

Baz: ...

Baz: OF COURSE I WILL YOU EXTRA AND COURAGEOUS FUCK.

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