Jade: On my birthday, I don't age.
Leigh-Anne: Huh?
Jade: I level up.
Jesy: Alright, that's enough Pokémon for one day.
~~~
*Texting*
Leigh-Anne: S(he) be(lie)ve(d)
Perrie: Sbeve 😔
~~~
Perrie: *Sighs dreamily* last month, Leigh made me a romantic dinner.
Leigh-Anne: I microwaved pizza rolls, Perrie.
~~~
Jesy: It's okay, Jade, everyone's afraid of something.
Jade: Even you, Jesy?
Jesy: No.
~~~
Jade: I'm going skating.
Jesy: Whatever, I'm not your mother.
*Five minutes later*
Jesy: NOT ON THE ROAD, JADE, WHAT THE HELL?!
~~~
*In the group chat*
Perrie: -4° looks like a man taking a shit.
Jesy, Leigh-Anne, and Jade left
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Hey, girlfriend.
Jesy: Wait, what?
Leigh-Anne: I thought we were-
Jesy: No, sorry.
Leigh-Anne: SO INVITING MY SIM OVER FOR DINNER MEANT NOTHING? HOW COULD YOU?!
~~~
Perrie: Dogs deserve to live forever.
Jade: And people don't?
Perrie: Absolutely not.
~~~
Perrie: *Pushing a door that says "Pull"*
Jesy: *Filming* just push harder.
~~~
Jade: What's that on your chest?
Leigh-Anne: What? Where? There's nothing-
Jade: *Running into Leigh-Anne's arms* oh, it's just me!
~~~
*In court*
Jade: *Whispers to lawyer*
Lawyer: This has nothing to do with the case.
Jade: Just ask.
Lawyer to Leigh-Anne: Do you think that Ms. Thirlwall is cute?
~~~
Leigh-Anne: She's out here making owl noises.
Jesy: Who?
Leigh-Anne: *Giggles*
Jesy: Please, remind me why I married you.
~~~
Jesy: *Annoyed* can you not?!
Perrie: *Tying her shoe laces* I can knot.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: As it's the start of a new decade, I have decided to leave behind all my unresolved problems and move on.
Jade: You still owe me £10 000.
Leigh-Anne: As I said, I will leave behind all my unresolved problems-
~~~
Jesy: Uhm, what are you doing?
Jade: *Spreading toothpaste on toast* multitasking.
~~~
Police officer: Have you ever stolen anything before?
Leigh-Anne: Only a few hearts, haha.
Police officer: Haha, very funny.
Leigh-Anne: Just kidding. I once robbed a bank.
~~~
Jesy: I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
Jade: You're a millionaire, so that's a lie.
Jesy: One joke, Jade. Just let me tell one fucking joke.
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Hope you all had an amazing New Year's and that you've had a good start to the year so far ❤️
JE LEEST
Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix
FanfictiePerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
