Perrie: *Jokes about Jesy's Jamaican accent*
Jesy: *Walks into the room with a knife in her hand* what did you say?
Perrie: N-n-nothing. *Runs away*
~~~
Jade: Nanite, babygirl. I love you ❤️️
Leigh-Anne: I love you too?
Jade: Why the question mark?
Leigh-Anne: I don't know if I like or love you.
Jade: ...
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Jade: Are we characters in a video game?
Perrie: Wouldn't we know if we were?
Jesy: I don't think people in video games know they're in a game, Pez.
Leigh-Anne: If we are in a game, then I feel sorry for the person who plays me. All I do is sit on my ass, eat and sleep.
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Leigh-Anne: I have a problem with a few people. They refuse to leave me alone.
Perrie: Kill them.
Leigh-Anne: Are you crazy? I won't do that.
Perrie: Then I'll kill them for you.
Leigh-Anne: Perrie, no!
~~~
Jesy: I kissed Jade once.
Jade: You gave me CPR...
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I want Jesy to lick me the way she licked our BRIT Award.
Perrie: *Faints*
Jade: Maybe we should take Pez to the hospital.
Jesy: Sure. But after I've granted Miss Pinncock her wish.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I'm in love with this amazing girl and I've been flirting with her for years, but I'm not getting any response. What should I do?
Jesy: Just say "hi, I'm in love with you".
Leigh-Anne: Hi, I'm in love with you.
Jesy: Excellent! Now go tell her!
Leigh-Anne: But-
Jesy: She won't wait forever, Leigh-Anne.
~~~
Jade: As a woman, how can you be straight when Jesy exists?
Perrie: I ask myself that every single day.
~~~
Interviewer: Do you believe in love?
Leigh-Anne: Absolutely.
Perrie: Yes.
Jesy: Definitely.
Jade: I stopped believing in love when Jake and Jesy broke up.
~~~
Perrie: Have a nice day, babe!
Jesy: Don't tell me what to do!
~~~
Taxi driver: Where to, miss?
Jade: To infinity and beyond.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: One sad meal, please.
McDonald's worker: Don't you mean Happy Meal?
Leigh-Anne: Why would I order a Happy Meal when I'm sad?
McDonald's worker: Miss-
Leigh-Anne: Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy.
~~~
Jesy: Everyone I love is dead 😔
Jade: Last time I checked, your family, Pez, Leigh and I were pretty much alive.
Jesy: What makes you think I talked about you?
Jade: Who were you talking about then?
Jesy: Dobby, Fred, Snape, Cedric, Finnick, Tris, Prim, etc.
Jade: Why are you like this?
~~~
Perrie: My fingers hurt so freaking much!
Leigh-Anne: I told you to stop popping your fingers.
Perrie: My fingers don't hurt from popping them, though.
Leigh-Anne: Then why do they hurt?
Perrie: Because Jade and I had a little too rough sex last night.
Leigh-Anne: *Chokes on air*
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Weird question, but do you guys have a favourite sound?
Perrie: I love to hear Jesy scream my name as I please her with my tongue and fingers.
Leigh-Anne left the conversation
Perrie: Did I say something wrong?
~~~
*Playing basketball*
Leigh-Anne: Are you sad you're not on Jesy's team?
Jade: I'm happy I'm on yours. Just listen to her.
Jesy: PASS ME THE BALL, YOU IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS THAT YOU THROW THE BALL TO ME! HEY, PANINI HEAD, ARE YOU DEAF?!
Leigh-Anne: Forget I asked.
~~~
Jade: Show your haters how it's done by hating yourself the most.
Perrie: Jade, that's not-
Jade: Be your own worst hater.
Perrie: ...
~~~
Jesy: You two should definitely date.
Leigh-Anne: Haha, yeah. *Nervous laughter*
Jesy: And not tell Perrie and I about it.
Leigh-Anne: *Whispering in Jade's ear* do you think she knows?
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फैनफिक्शनPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
