Jesy: What's your street name?
Jade: Lil Jeed.
Jesy: I-
Jade: Wait, did you mean my address?
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Jade: Listen, Leigh, you're obviously upset about Jesy.
Leigh-Anne: I'm not upset.
Perrie: We found you in Hyde Park, throwing rocks at couples.
Leigh-Anne: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?
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Perrie: I know nobody asked for my advice...
Jesy: Yet you're talking.
Perrie: But I agree with Jesy.
Jesy: Let's hear her out.
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Leigh-Anne: Jesy, I need Jade. Where is she?
Jesy: Perrie is in the kitchen.
Leigh-Anne: I asked for Jade?
Jesy: What part of "Perrie is in the kitchen" didn't you understand?
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Leigh-Anne: What if I tell Jade how I feel and she tells me she doesn't feel the same way?
Perrie: It will hurt, but you'll find someone else. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Leigh-Anne: But what if I don't find someone else?
Perrie: Then you'll adopt more dogs.
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*Jade as a fortune teller*
Jade: Your future is full of struggle and anguish.
Jesy: Excuse me, but you didn't read my palms or anything.
Jade: I didn't need to. It's written all over your face.
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Leigh-Anne: Mum, have you seen Harvey?
Debbie: Sorry, Sairah, uh, Sian-Louise-
Leigh-Anne: It's Leigh-Anne.
Debbie: I knew that.
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Jesy: I will destroy you.
Simon: You fool. No man can defeat me.
Jesy: In case you've forgotten, I'm a woman. I can demolish you.
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Leigh-Anne: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not illegal. It's a dick move, though.
Jesy: I love it!
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Perrie: Did you eat my garlic bread?
Jade: To quote Hamlet Act III scene iii line 87, "No".
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Leigh-Anne: Oh, honey, the girls were just welcoming you into the family.
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FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
