Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix

7

Jesy: I feel sorry for Hatchi.

Perrie: Why?

Jesy: Because he's stuck with you every second of everyday.

Jade: You feel sorry for him? Bitch, I'm jealous of that dog.

Perrie:

Jesy:

Jade:

Leigh-Anne: Well, this is awkward.

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Jade: *Yawns*

Jesy: So adorable *sighs dreamily*.

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*At IKEA*

Perrie: *Enters the warehouse and sees the flat carts* LET'S RIDE THOSE!

Leigh-Anne & Jade: FUCK YES!

Perrie, Jade & Leigh-Anne: *Grab one flat cart each*

Jesy: Don't break anything and please, try to not run someone over.

Jade: Okay, mum! *Hops on flat cart and disappears with Leigh-Anne and Perrie*

Jesy: *Continues to shop*

Two minutes later

Jesy: *Hears screaming and sees three large boxes fall from the shelves*

Leigh-Anne, Jade & Perrie: JESY!

Jesy: God, help me.

~~~

*In the group chat*

Jade: I'm so sad :(

Leigh-Anne: Why, baba? 😢

Jade: My mum and dad broke up yesterday 😔

Perrie: Jade, what are you talking about? Your parents broke up years ago.

Jesy: She's not talking about James and Norma. She's talking about me and Jake 💔

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Perrie: Sooo, Leigh-Anne, how come a beautiful woman like you is single?

Leigh-Anne: I don't want to date anyone at the moment.

Perrie: Oh, okay. - What about you, Jade?

Jade: Leigh-Anne doesn't want to date anyone at the moment.

~~~

*During a dinner date*

Leigh-Anne: Pez, what was the first thing you said to Jade?

Perrie: *Smiles as she looks dreamily at Jade* "you have pizza sauce around your mouth".

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Jade to Perrie: Why are you smiling?

Perrie: Today happens to be an amazing day.

Jesy: *Enters the living room on crutches* I slipped in the shower and broke my ankle.

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*Ice skating on a frozen lake*

Leigh-Anne & Jade: JESY, PERRIE FELL THROUGH THE ICE!

Jesy: *Mum mode activated*

Jesy: I'M COMING!

~~~

Perrie: *Breathes*

Jesy: Shut up.

Perrie: ???

~~~

Leigh-Anne: Today has been eventful, to say the least. First, Perrie accidentally started a fire and almost burned the house down, then Jade had an allergic reaction because she ate food containing peanuts which she's allergic to, and then Jesy fell down the roof and broke her leg.

Interviewer: I asked you if you were excited for the Summer Hits Tour...

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*In the group chat*

Jade: Good morning.

Leigh-Anne: Good morning.

Perrie: Wow, you must be very excited for the day.

Jesy: GOOD MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS! ALTHOUGH YOU'RE ANNOYING AS HELL, I STILL LOOK FORWARD TO SPEND THE NEXT SIX MONTHS IN A TOUR BUS WITH YOU!

Jesy: Is that better, Perrie?

~~~

*Stargazing*

Leigh-Anne: The stars are so beautiful.

Perrie: Agreed.

Leigh-Anne: Do you know who else is beautiful?

Perrie: *Blushes* who?

Leigh-Anne: Jesy.

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