Murderer: *Aims gun at Perrie* is there something you'd like to say before I kill you?
Perrie: A couple of days ago, I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. Do you know what she said?
Murderer: No.
Perrie: She said "Wii".
Murderer:
Perrie:
Murderer: *Shoots Perrie*
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Dentist: Open up!
Leigh-Anne: Look, you seem like a great woman and all but I only talk about my problems with my mum and my friends.
Dentist:
Leigh-Anne: You didn't ask me to open up about how I feel, did you?
Dentist: No, I asked you to open your mouth.
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Doctor: Except from a broken collarbone and a broken foot, you seem to be okay.
Jesy: Appearances can be deceiving.
Doctor: I'm sorry, what?
Jesy: *Sighs* I'm very sad.
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Jesy: *Walks into the living room and finds Jade lying on the floor* is she okay?
Leigh-Anne: She couldn't sleep so I gave her sleeping pills.
Jesy: How many pills did you give her?
Leigh-Anne: Five.
Jesy: ARE YOU INSANE?! - PERRIE, CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Perrie: *From upstairs* why?!
Jesy: BECAUSE LEIGH HAS KILLED JADE!
Leigh-Anne: Look, I didn't-
Jesy: Shut up before I shove your sleeping pills down your throat!
Leigh-Anne: SLEEPING PILLS IS CODE FOR TEA AND BISCUITS, YOU IDIOT!
Jesy:
Leigh-Anne:
Jesy: You've given her tea and biscuits?
Leigh-Anne: Yes! I gave her a cup of Yorkshire Tea and five lemon biscuits.
Jesy: Then why the fuck did you say that you gave her sleeping pills?!
Leigh-Anne: Because tea and biscuits work like sleeping pills for Jade when she can't sleep!
Jesy: *Starts laughing like a psychopath* this, this is the reason why I'm going to die early. You've already given me one heart attack today and now you just gave me another one. I should choke you with a pillow and kick you out of the house for scaring me like this.
Leigh-Anne: I'm sorry.
Jesy: You can take your apology and shove it up your ass. I'm going to bed.
Leigh-Anne: If you can't sleep, you can always come downstairs and I'll give you sleeping pills.
Jesy: *Takes a deep breath* I suggest you run before I strangle you.
Leigh-Anne: You wouldn't-
Jesy: One, two, three-
Leigh-Anne: Goodnight, Jesy!
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ספרות חובביםPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!
