Jade: How are you, Perrie?
Perrie: Well, I'm not bleeding or anything.
Jade: What kind of an answer is that?
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Leigh-Anne: No, that's a terrible idea! Jesy, we can die!
Jesy: Good!
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Jesy: Perrie, what did you do?
Perrie: Okay, I will tell you but first you need to promise you won't be mad.
Jesy: What. Did. You. Do?
Perrie: Well, I was minding my own business-
Jesy: Bullshit!
Perrie: I was!
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Leigh-Anne: Cheer up! Tomorrow is another day.
Perrie: Yeah, but tomorrow might be even worse.
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Leigh-Anne: Do we have a panic room or something?
Jade: Leigh, every room you're in is a panic room.
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Jesy: My only hope is you. A kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Jade: Do you really have to call me a nerd so much?
Jesy: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.
~~~
Perrie: I hate you!
Jesy: Guess what? I hate you too!
Jade: *In a National Geographic narrator voice* in fact, they wanted to make sweet, sweet love with each other.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: *About Jade* and then we had a little...eye-contact.
Perrie: Eye-contact? I hope you used protection.
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Jesy: Leaders receive meaningless threats all the time. It's really no big deal.
Jade: Of course. Totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal?
~~~
Jade: Do you know what we should do?
Perrie: Elope.
Jade: What?
Perrie: Nothing.
~~~
Jesy: *Mumbling* you look pretty.
Leigh-Anne: What?
Jesy: I said you look awful. Goodnight, babygirl!
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Perrie: Fuck me.
Leigh-Anne: *Chokes on chocolate bar*
Perrie: I mean, fight me! Damn autocorrect.
Leigh-Anne: Perrie, this is a verbal conversation...
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Zayn: Okay, you're clearly straight from hell. You're crazy!
Perrie: I'm clearly bisexual from hell.
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Jesy: In a rare moment of vulnerability, I would like to express a sentiment to you about our relationship.
Jade: You have my full attention, my darling.
Jesy: When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a...dick.
Jade: Oh. And?
Jesy: No, that's it.
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Leigh-Anne: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jesy: Let's stab that son of a bitch and then set him on fire!
Leigh-Anne: Let's give him a piece of our minds.
Jesy: Yeah, that's what I meant.
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Jade: What did Leigh tell you earlier? It looked really intense.
Perrie: She just told me to be careful.
Jade: She seems to worry about you a lot.
Perrie: We're friends, and friends look after each other.
Jade: Right. I mean, it's for sure more than that. But hey, E for effort.
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Perrie: You're cute when you're worried about me.
Jesy: Then I must be cute all the time.
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Jade: Just ask Jesy out. What's the worst that could happen?
Leigh-Anne: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity, and death.
Jade: Why are you always so dramatic?
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Andre: You're probably one of those beautiful women who don't even know they're beautiful.
Leigh-Anne: Bitch, I know I'm beautiful.
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Perrie: You lied to me.
Jesy: I lie to everyone. What makes you so special?
Perrie: Jesy, I'm your best friend.
Jesy: Yes, but that just makes you more gullible.
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Jade: You and Jesy just need to fuck.
Leigh-Anne: What did you say?
Jade: I said you two need to fuck.
Leigh-Anne: How dare you, Jade? She's my best friend! Fuck her?! What happens in my bedroom is none of your business! Fuck Jesy?! Don't ever speak to me like that again!
Jade: Jesus fucking Christ, calm down.
~~~
Perrie: Are you afraid I'm going to tell everyone that you like being the little spoon?
Jesy: Everyone likes being the little spoon. It makes you feel safe!
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