Leigh-Anne: You know that's an unhealthy coping mechanism, right?
Jesy: Yeah, I know, I'm kind of ignoring that too.
~~~
Perrie & Jesy: *Argue all day*
Perrie & Jesy: *Have loud sex all night*
Perrie & Jesy: *Sleep all morning*
Jade: *Bursts into their room with a vacuum cleaner* NO, I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOU, SO YOU WON'T GET ANY SLEEP BECAUSE OF ME!
~~~
Jade: Is that my dress?
Perrie: *Takes pictures of her wearing Jade's dress* uh, no.
~~~
Jesy: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care.
Leigh-Anne: That's 110%, Jesy.
Jesy: 20% of me doesn't care.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: PERRIE, NO!
Perrie: PERRIE, YES!
Jade: PERRIE, NO!
Perrie: PERRIE, MAYBE!
Jesy: PERRIE, NO!
Perrie: Perrie, no.
~~~
Perrie: You look amazing, babe.
Leigh-Anne: Well, someone has to.
~~~
Sam: If women are better than men, why did God create Adam first?
Jade: Because everyone needs a rough draft before a final copy.
Jesy: You might wanna apply cold water to that burn.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: *Exists*
Jade: Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you cried?
~~~
Jesy: If you have 10 biscuits and I ask for 5, how many biscuits would you have left?
Perrie: None.
Jesy: Come on, Perrie, it's basic math-
Perrie: I would give you all of them because I love you.
Jesy: *With tears in her eyes* gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.
~~~
Jade: *Makes a voodoo doll of herself*
Jade: *Gives it a back rub*
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Listen, if you ask me out, I might actually say yes.
Jade: We're married.
~~~
Jade to Sam: Fight me!
Jesy: *Under her breath* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again.
~~~
Perrie: You're going down!
Jesy: If it's on you, I wouldn't mind.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I'm willing to do a lot of things. But admitting to Jesy that I'm cold after she told me multiple times to bring a jacket is not one of them.
~~~
Leigh-Anne: Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl has a whole new meaning to me now.
Perrie: May I ask you why?
Leigh-Anne: Just Google "cherry chapstick".
~~~
Jade: *Seconds away from death*
Jade: I'm fine, really.
~~~
Perrie: Ugh.
Leigh-Anne: What are you whining about now?
Perrie: I can't find my top.
Jesy: I'M IN THE BATHROOM, BABY!
~~~
Leigh-Anne: I'm so tired that I put the milk in first and then the cereal.
Jade: *Gasps* you monster!
~~~
Jesy: Did it hurt?
Perrie: *Rolls eyes in annoyance* let me guess, when I fell from Heaven?
Jesy: No, did it hurt when you slipped on the ice and landed on your face?
~~~
Jesy: I feel like doing something stupid.
Perrie: I'm something stupid. Do me.
~~~
Jesy: I only have one emotion and that's anger.
Leigh-Anne: Liar. Last night you texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Jesy: Out. Of. Anger.
~~~
Jesy: Jade, cover me!
Jade: In kisses? Happily.
Jesy: PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING AT US, JADE, COVER ME!
Jade: But kisses later?
~~~
Perrie: Good morning, Leigh, you look beautiful today.
Leigh-Anne: Aww, thank you-
Perrie: Hahaha, April Fool's!
Leigh-Anne: Oh.
Perrie: You look beautiful everyday.
Leigh-Anne: *With tears in her eyes* oh.
_______________________________________________________ GUYS, JADE NOTICED ME! AFTER SEVEN YEARS OF TRYING TO GET HER TO SEE ME, SHE FINALLY DID! I'M CRYING SO MUCH AND I HONESTLY CAN'T STOP SHAKING. IT ALL FEELS SO SURREAL, I FEEL LIKE I'M DREAMING
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