HermitCraft Season 6 Writing Prompts and AUs

Be More Chill Lyrics

I am so tired after making this. Enjoy!

Also if you know the themes in this musical I'm adding a warning!

Panic Attacks in Micheal in the Bathroom

I am not doing Do You Wanna Ride or Do You Wanna Hang. I feel uncomfortable listing to the songs let alone writing them.

!IN EVERY SONG ABOUT THEY TALK ABOUT SEX AND STUFF LIKE THIS!

MORE THAN SURVIVE

[Python:]
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
Go, go

I'm waiting for my porno to load
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
'Cause freaking out is my okay
Good morning time to start the day!

C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
Go, go

Now, should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
A junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
For me Joe Pesci is fine
And so I follow my own rules
And I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don't wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive

[COMPANY:]
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go, go

[Zed:]
So Tango said Grian told Doc
I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool
And then he lost at pool
Deliberately

[Xisuma:]
That is so awesome

[Zed:]
Brooke!

[Xisuma:]
I mean slutty

[Tango:]
And then Grian was all like...

[Zed:]
I'm telling the story, Tango!
Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that
Ugh.

[Ren:]
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!

[Python:]
Sorry, I was just trying to get to..

[Ren:]
Doc
So what's the story with Grian?

[Doc:]
Oh man, I shouldn't say
But it's a good thing I rock at pool

[Python:]
I navigate the dangerous hall
Focus on a poster there on the wall
Avoiding any eye contact at all
And trying hard to remain unseen

The poster's closer now, what does it say?
It's a sign-up for the after-school play
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
And that's not what I need right now
End scene
I hang a left and there's

Jevin
Jevin
Jevin
Jevin Slime
Jevin

[Jevin:]
Did you say something?

[Python:]
I...Uh...Eh!

[Python:]
Well, that was smooth
Yeah, that was super pimp
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow, no, instead
Just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies

I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone
If I continue at this rate
The only thing I'll ever date
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
I just wanna survive