Dare #29: Paladin on a Dragon

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Admin: Helllloooooo!

Chrom: It's been ages!

Tharman: ...

Femry: Nya ha ha! She's just upset to have been kept in my body! Ooh, can I cheer you up, Tharja? I know I love killing things when I feel dow--

Chrom: No, Henry.

Admin: Eheheh... Sorry. Anyway, today's dare comes in from @TalOnStoryTime!

-I dare Sully to ride a dragon!

Admin: Ooh! This shall be interesting! Hope your wife isn't afraid of heights, my friend!

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Cherche: Ah, you'd like to know about Minerva?

Sully: Yup! The more a knight can do, the better she can serve! Dragons seem to be a good leap forward.

Cherche: Well, it's always nice to find someone who wants to discover more about dragons!

Sully: Well, if we could get to the riding...

Cherche: Oh, no! If you try to ride on Minerva before you earn her trust, she'll throw you off!

Sully: Urk...

Cherche: So, shall we get started? First, you should start by feeding her and mucking out her stables...

Sully: What did I just get into?

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Cherche: Well! It looks like Minerva's taken quite a liking to you!

Sully: Eh? Really?

Cherche: *nods* Try putting you hand to her snout.

Sully: *gulp* I hope you're right about the whole liking me thing... *puts hand up*

Minerva: *leans down* *sniffs*

Cherche: Go on, Minerva. She won't hurt you.

Minerva: *puts her head in Sully's hand*

Sully: Heh. Wouldja look at that!

Cherche: *smiles*

Minerva: Gruuuu!

Sully: What'd she say?

Cherche: Really, Minerva?

Minerva: *bobs head*

Cherche: Well, she says that you can ride her with me!

Sully: Yeah! *fist pumps*

~~~LATEEEERRRRR~~~

Cherche: She's ready! Now, just get on behind me.

Admin: *watching in the back*

Chrom: *praying*

Femry: trying to think of how to cheer up Tharman*

Tharman: *not caring*

Sully: A'ight, let's do this! *hops on behind Cherche*

Cherche: Now hold on tightly, please. We can't have you coming to harm! Minerva, up!

Minerva: *makes a running start*

Sully: (in head) Oh--

Admin's voice: This part has been censored due to PG 100000000 rating. It doesn't matter how old you are; you'll never be old enough to handle this.

Chrom: Aww.

Nowi: What about--

Admin: No.

Tiki: How about--

Admin: No.

Sully: *squeezes eyes shut*

Cherche: Aaaaaaannnnd we're up!

Sully: *cracks one eye open* Whoooaaa...

Cherche: THE VIEW IS NICE, ISN'T IT?

Sully: S*bleeeeep*! You don't have to yell!

Cherche: Ah, really? I don't often have people up here with me, so I thought the wind might be too loud for others to hear.

Sully: Huh? Didn't you have Vaike up here a while back?

Cherche: Yes. That's why I thought it was too loud.

Sully: Why?

Sully:

Sully: Never mind.

~~A WHILE LATERRRR~~

Sully: Woo! That was fun! *hops off Minerva and stretches*

Cherche: I'm glad you thought so.

Sully: Hey! Hey Chro--

Chrom: *hugs her*

Sully: Eheheh... Hey, Chrom, not that I don't love this, but... Why are you--

Chrom: YOU'RE SAFE.

Sully: Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

Chrom: YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG. I GOT WORRIED.

Admin: It was fifteen minutes...

Chrom: Oh my gods, I was so scared.

Admin: Damn, I love you two. Anyway, thanks for daring! Ask, dare, and comment below!

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